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// artscientist // Kyra-shaped egg // will not tolerate bad science // sugar syrup at 248°F //

[🥚 long egg 🥚 @EyesNotRequired]

Who is Autism and why are we trying to combat her

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Mike Hoerger, PhD MSCR MBA @michael_hoerger]

COVID Alert❗️Biobot released their 1st COVlD report in a month, and it shows levels rising in the US after the prolonged national relative "lull" in transmission.

[The Vertlartnic @TheVertlartnic]

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

[Gring0dejaneir0 @gring0deja39737]

there is a clear, direct relationship between brain damage and viral infection. the shingles virus proves it!

so when will any of you realize covid is doing the same thing to our brains

[adam.tsuris @AdamTsuris]

You don't need the government to implement an N95 mandate to wear an N95. You don't need the government to ban GenAI to stop using it. You can do the right thing on your own.

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

no one wants to acknowledge the amount of cognitive dysfunction repeat covid infections causes and how it’s contributing to this crisis tho. these kids have all had this shit multiple times as their little brains are trying to develop and no one wants to come to terms w that

[En(during COVID) @DEC0L0NIZE]

4 years later (than when originally posted), but a whole lot louder in a society that has accepted incessant/unnecessary sickness so as to uphold the post pandemic simulation.

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some of y’all aren’t scared enough about running out of potable water. We need it to survive, our pets and farms do too. Data centres are using it up and wasting it. They project we could run out by 2039. Thirteen years. Stop asking AI questions, it’s not worth it.

[Slow News Day @SlowNewsDayShow]

That still means there's over 2000 data centers. Reject them all, tear down the facilities, & bring it back to pastureland

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

US news stories in 2025: we're cancelling all the programs monitoring Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot in foreign countries, what a waste of money

US news stories in 2026: okay for some reason there are now cases of Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot popping up in the USA

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[JaceAVinson #SupportPhysicalMedia📀💿#BanAI @JaceAVinson]

I wanna see this happening everywhere

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[adam.tsuris @AdamTsuris]

Make sure the people in your life read this instead of the awful Wired article.

[☺︎ @shelleddiva]

you’ve committed the social crime of acknowledging something negative. 10 lashings.

[Jim the hermit @SleepyJim0]

Doctor: you’re not capable of working
Politicians: yes you are

Virologist: you really don’t want to be infected with SARS2 repeatedly
Politicians: it’s fine don’t concern yourself

Climatologists: we need to stop burning fossil fuels or billions will die
Politicians: drill away

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I actually burst out laughing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

Because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue.