Henry Eyman

Corporate counsel. Married father of two.

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@FlyinMackenzie @White_Janissary Lol training wheels prison abolitionist

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@RealSprat @LinkofSunshine It’s very funny to me to hear someone running for a two year term in Congress talking about building some distant future utopian society. She’s basically describing the world of Star Trek

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@AnneDornPhilly @DanteRondo1 @daniela__127 How do you rebut someone who won��t even make an argument? OP posted an example of a prison abolitionist going to great lengths to avoid answering a simple question

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@JoshLipnik The so-called “Millennial Tower” in Columbus. Announced in 2016 but it’s 10 years later and millennials still have nowhere to go https://t.co/qsqvkRXw5m

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@salsadrunkard @mcmansionhell As an Ohioan I’m usually just confused that someone would choose to move here

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@mattm789 @SoonerVirginia @KLVsays @odhanvyz Where do you think the money for government grants comes from?

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@KLVsays @odhanvyz The old Columbus Crew coach going to Scotland really opened my eyes. It’s a league where only two teams ever win the championship. All the euro leagues are like that. Only 1-3 contenders. Everyone else is just playing not to lose. That’s what relegation gets you.

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@mcinthedc Kuwait 91 is rich. Kuwait only exists today because of the US

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@_Just_The_News @portraitinflesh Lol. My life hack in school for when my English teacher called on me when I wasn’t paying attention was to say “this symbolizes man’s inhumanity to man”

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@LJS527 @YIMBYLAND German joke - “this is a team’s stadium”

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@RobLownie @NickPinkerton The attachment you stubbed your cigarette on looks like this

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@betangel @DivineTrading That is public infrastructure

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@Ryan_Gasoline @Jose_Galvan The comically small Nintendo is one of the mini NES’ that came out in 2016

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@fakehistoryhunt You can buy 1:1 museum quality replicas of dinosaur skulls for, well, a lot of money, but still less than you might think. A worthy investment

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@Spelt_D_o_n_a_l @MattGlassman312 That’s already the midfield line

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@JamesParabellum @grifballmvp @PatriotFrogPepo I’d be interested in learning if westerners really did look down on “scimitars” though. If anything I thought eastern swords had a reputation in the west for very high quality.

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@constans For me, it felt like in the late 90s/early 2000’s, suddenly every dude was into going to the gun range, home brewing beer, or Texas hold ‘em poker. Before then, those were relatively rare hobbies

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@notgr8bobx @stalecooper Lol did he have the big pants?

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@WC_LFC_Torres Always makes me laugh to see Orlando City fans wearing scarfs to games in July