FEJ 💜✨

Feminist | Product Manager - @altschoolafrica. | Art, Words and Music | The Good Life with @CFCIfe

[FEJ 💜✨ @FEJ_tweets]

He would fr

[Efrebor 🌈💞 @wickedsous]

I personally think men that suck toes are irredeemably freaky

They’ll try almost anything

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Cause I already have a last name. Hope this helps.

[Opeoluwa💕 @iam_opsy_]

PATRIARCHY: "We need a son to carry the family lineage."

BIOLOGY : only daughters keep the lineage going.its called mitochondrial DNA and only daughters pass it down.!!!!

[Fabi ⭐ @Aldonza_fa]

El olor a meado en cualquier parte es culpa de los hombres, las mujeres no andan meando en cada poste o lugar oscuro que haya por ahí .

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

The day I realized women get horny for reasons men don’t even understand, everything changed for me.

Women get horny when they are:

1. Ovulating.
2. About to start their period.
3. After a deep conversation.
4. When they actually like you.
5. When they feel emotionally safe.
6. After spending quality time with you.
7. When you smell good.
8. ⁠When they like the way your voice sound.

We’re just out here trying to keep up.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

went down a rabbit hole on his account, he and his son are always going to parks to give mommy some alone time, do we have public parks here for family bonding ? on which road will you even ride bicycle ?
gosh how many 30 year olds are financially stable enough to marry not to talk of having kids ? it’s easier to be an intentional partner and parent when the environment you live in is not making you drown in misery.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

dimeji (the baby bicycle dad) is only 30 and look at the life he’s been able to build. a wife, a child, a beautiful home, nice gadgets and a city with clean streets and greenery. the country you live in really shapes the quality of your life bc in nigeria, living like that at 30 is reserved mostly for people born into wealth and not of all us can relate, sadly

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

We’re seeing in real time that death is not enough for everyone to condemn r ape. We’re truly in the trenches.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I hate doing the dishes with soap that isn't woing. Why do such soaps even exist to start with
The more the wo, the better the washing experience

[Chocolate 🍫🍫 @lara_peperenpe]

Chicken Republic please! It will drag cold stone

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

And if my husband buys any household equipment for me as push gift, I’ll sell it and use the money to buy a good wig for myself.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

The fact that there is a real and well studied association between major football matches and an increase in reported domestic abuse is so heartbreaking. 💔

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[FEJ 💜✨ @FEJ_tweets]

I buy eggs still Sha 🌚

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Four portions of asun rice, still asking me "are you not buying any protein?" The asun inside na Vitamins?

[ESQUIRE WEY DEY FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 @Eneegmanuelllll]

You people swore it wasn't the responsibility of the Federal Government to protect the lives of the those Citizens, neither was it their responsibility to rescue them.

You people even did breakdown of the Oriire Local Government, justifying why Seyi Makinde had failed.

The same FG Y'all said wasn't liable has now come forward to say they've rescued them (in whichever way and manner). Now Y'all are back to praising the Federal Government for something you'd previously said was none of their business. 😂🤣😂

Y'all must think we're as foolish as you are. Mtcheew

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

We must not ket excitement cloud our critical thinking. Pertinent questions must be answered.
1. Were they ALL rescued
2. How?
3. Were the terrorists killed??
Cos while we are happy that the captured have been released, let’s not forget the
Terrorists killed people. They shot a teacher and beheaded another one.

[Oluwadamilare Fabiyi of #Geni @therealFadaca]

The first thing they made them do is to record a video to thank Tinubu .

They didn’t even let them reunite with their family first.

Crazy

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

“Is this how you will doing in your husband’s house ?”

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka @Prince_dc21_]

If you've not forgotten about the kidnapped students and teachers in Oyo please retweet.

We can't move on.

[Unwanabasi✨ @BabyWhale___]

A lot of you who believe divorce shouldn’t be an option if there’s no abuse, have clearly never been around couples who no longer love each other.

My God, it is the most miserable thing to witness. They look like people trapped in a cage.