Attention: Everyone burning American flags today, trashing this country, and screaming about how much you hate America:
You are free to leave.
There are flights leaving every single day. United, American, Delta, Southwest, JetBlue take your pick.
Want to go farther? Turkish Airlines, Emirates, Qatar Airways, British Airways, Lufthansa , plenty of options.
Nobody is forcing you to stay in a country you hate so much.
If America is so terrible, pack your bags, book the flight, and go find the paradise you keep pretending exists somewhere else.
But don’t burn the flag, enjoy the freedom, take advantage of the opportunities, and then act like this country owes you an apology.
America is not perfect, but it is still the greatest country on Earth.
Happy 4th of July. Happy Birthday, America.
America 250.
Barack and Michelle Obama, please shut your mouths and go away.
Are you kidding me? Y’all are crying about slavery, racism, and George Washington owning slaves right before America’s 250th birthday. Give me a break.
Y’all should be praising America for all the opportunities this country gave you instead of always trying to divide Black and white people and make everyone hate this country.
This is exactly why I put George Washington on my Cousin T’s America 250 Pancake Box. His legacy is much bigger than owning slaves. He fought for independence and helped create the greatest country in the world.
I love America, and I’m proud to celebrate it.
If you would like to order a box, the link is in the comments. We also have gluten-free mixes, syrup, jams, jellies, and more.
Possibly Trump’s greatest speech yet:
“You can be loyal to Karl Marx, or you can be loyal to America. You can be a Communist, or you can be a Patriot. You cannot be both.”
Inject this into me veins!