Rock Bottom 🧐

My wife said I need to work on my social skills. So here I am.

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@Eminem11684 Words to live by

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@butimjustjake No fortune in the cookie.

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Dude doesn’t have any shoes on.

[Svelte Catonator @DRDunderdale]

Turns out tinfoil attracts aliens, they think you've got something to hide..

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Being an asshole doesn’t not require any effort to be mean. Instead it is the absence of effort to sugarcoat what everyone else is thinking.

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Words to live by.

[angrytrashman @angrytrashman]

Soft toilet paper is always the best option

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@quinnvalar Americans gave about $428 billion to charity last year.

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@Pork_Chop_Hair @c12h22o11balls I called my daughter a little Jedi.
She spun around without missing a beat.

“I am NOT with the resistance”

I have never been more proud.

[Sprinkles the clown 🇨🇦 @fozzie4prez]

Sex Cake

🤝
Better with Sprinkles

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My New Year’s resolution for this year was to lose 15 lbs.

So I got 3 days left to lose 20lbs.

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They also smile a LOT.

Must be a side effect of no longer being full of shit.

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

People in pharmaceutical commercials for pills that have "anal leakage" as a possible side effect play way more tennis than I would feel comfortable with.

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Lucky bastard.

[Sprinkles the clown 🇨🇦 @fozzie4prez]

5am is a theoretical idea to me. I know it exists but I've never seen it

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@Eminem11684 Well then I’m screwed.

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🤔 Thought provoking.

[tom @pilau]

son: dad can you please call an ambulance

dad: I don’t know, can I?

son: I’m dying

dad: hi dying I’m dad

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@Eminem11684 Can’t hit me. I have mastered the 5 D’s. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

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Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

[Schmaaaags @schmaaaags]

I’m like that kind, elderly neighbour that snow blows the whole block, but like, different.