Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙.
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[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐃𝐑. 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒
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[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨.

[ؘ @umbrellasmedic]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀affiliated w͟i͟t͟h the
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[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

Sometimes I wish you weren’t American, Chris. I could make a really good joke about eggs and balls in German right now. . .

[「 ˙ 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ˙ 」 @F1nalStand]

... be careful with your teeth, little fox.

[— 🞌 𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖇 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖓 🞌 @xdeathslinger]

ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ǫᴜɪɴɴ '𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗'

🜍 ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
🜏 ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ʟɪᴛ • ɴ/ꜱꜰᴡ/ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʟ
🜍 ᴍᴅɴɪ | ᴅᴅ:ᴅɴᴇ
🜏 ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ɪꜱ ᴄɪꜱ ᴍᴀʟᴇ, ʙɪ | ᴍᴜɴ 𝟤𝟧+
🜍 ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ | ꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ

https://t.co/qDyLq1jWcJ

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

It hasn't discovered him yet . . . until he steps into a shard of glass which immediately snaps the creature's attention to the sound.

"Fuck———"

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

Oh, he has, but he doesn't even know. As the signal cuts off and the phone line only spits back a 'peep-peep-peep', Felix curses several 'fuck, fuck, fuck's under his breath and smashes the phone back on the wall.

"𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠!"

[「 ˙ 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ˙ 」 @F1nalStand]

Chris sighed heavily and shook his head, trying to remember whether Felix had a GPS bug in the soles of his boots or if he'd have to physically search the corridors for him.

"Great, just great..."

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

That doesn't matter now, though, he has to survive. Felix breathes in deep as he gathers his thoughts then pulls out his handgun. Not too far away he hears a gurgling and shuffling. When he peaks around the corner, he sees one of the Hunters devouring a dead human body.

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

. . . A bipedal lizard. Yep. I’ve seen it all now. Anyways, now would be a GOOD time to—

( The signal cuts off. )

[「 ˙ 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ˙ 」 @F1nalStand]

... and what is it this time?

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

——it escaped.

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

Chris said he needed an egg! 🥚

[「 ˙ 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ˙ 」 @F1nalStand]

⊹ʜᴡꜱ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ
⊹ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴇʀᴀ: R8 (btw, eras flex) + ᴀᴜ┆ᴍᴠ┆cross
⊹ɢʀᴇʏ ᴍoral ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
⊹ɴꜱꜰᴡ┆ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ in TL
⊹ᴍᴜꜱᴇ is ᴀ ᴄis ᴍᴀʟᴇ, ʙɪ┆ship w/moots only
⊹ᴍun 35+┆very ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
⊹get ur drama sht the ꜰᴄᴋ ᴏꜰꜰ my page.
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[Joey @Joey_FS]

The tale of two tails

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

@WINGED_MEN4CE // True. It also doesn’t help I get so queasy about writing an OC. Like, I feel so cringe. 😭

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

// So, this account kinda flopped.

[Parody 🦊 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐕𝐎𝐒 @FOUREYESFOX]

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