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[Kingsley ♟️ @Kingsleymaximo]

Tompolo is telling you NOT to protest.

Kwankwaso is telling you NOT to protest.

Imams, traditional rulers are all telling you NOT to protest.

Tinubu is hosting meetings up & down to quell the protest.

Dear Nigerians, this shows you're on the right path. Do NOT relent💪

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings Akin,

Asides the fact that my mother was the secretary to the Air Vice Marshal during Abiola's regime at the height of her career - I am my mother's biggest achievement.

Not because I have an academic profile that your cretinous head doesn't have the facility to cash, or that I have done for her everything a son should do for his mother but because I am a free man.

Oh, Akin - I am a free man. A concept you'll never be.

Since you brought mothers into it, let's talk about you and your mother.

If your mother knew that at 46, you'll crawling knees on granite, hands stretched, tongue extended, beards drenched, a fool and a bondservant - slurping the putrid juice of your slave mistress just so you can futuristically answer "Special Assistant" one day when someone your age walked into the villa yesterday, the President of Senegal. If your mother knew this is how you'd turn out, she wouldn't have rawdogged the first thug that strolled into the beer parlour she served as a strumpet.

She'd have begged for protection even if it meant her using a disposable waste bag - that way, she'd have spared 10 plants the horror of dying for you to breathe oxygen.

She'd have spared your children the gory of watching their father stand up daily, only to crawl like an emasculated rabid dog whose daily KPI is "number of tweets made".

Tell your mother, that as a fellow investor - I understand when my stocks go to zero but she should cut her loss with you as ROI is zero and she owes nature an apology.

Because of one bad decision, one bad night - plants have to suffer and die to keep the two active brain cells in your head supplied with oxygen.

Now run back and lap your afternoon portion of your house mistress' putrid vaginal juice, rabid dog.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

.@cbngov_akin1,
How do you step into the kitchen and you cannot withstand the heat?

You came for me, I replied you, you blocked me and went to cry on your TL.

I've created two burner accounts for your sake. Ask your brother in misfortune, Seyilaw.

To your misfortune, there shall be no end. 🖐

Tell my investor colleague, your mother, that I learnt one or two from my days of farming airdrops.

Your $0 investment can turn 4 figures overnight with the right airdrop, so even though she's decided to cut her loss on you as an investment - I'll be happy to help her.

Ask her to come grovelling both knees on the ground and I'll plant my seed as airdrop in her, for the culture. Investor to Investor.

She'd have both orgasms and a son she's proud of - two things you and your father have denied her.

I won't block you because I want you to come here from time to time, to check on the husband of your mother.

Both literally and metaphorically.

Also, if you tell me "it's okay" without reading the first slide, God will punish you.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

"I expected more from you" S'o siere?

My tweets may inspire you, educate you, make you laugh - doesn't make me a good person.

I'm not your mentor, a life coach, role model. don't look up to me, don't rate me, don't place me on any pedestal.

I'm a hypocrite, just like you.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Now you and your mother are popular because you want to lick ass

I'm a shapeshifter.

If you want to go academic, gloves off.
If you want to go corporate, gloves off.
Banter? Gloves off.
If you want to run it thug highway, I rode okada in Sango otta for 5 years.

Always guiding.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Sunday Igboho fled to Benin Republic when DSS invaded his home in Nigeria, destroyed his personal items, shot some people in his house, took his passport and exposed his charms. (I remembered).

While in Benin Republic, he was arrested for “associating with criminals” and held in custody for 2 years. He was released on conditional bail for health reasons in Oct 2023.

Fast forward to 2024, Sunday Igboho returns to Nigeria with security escorts and he’s bragging that he’s back to fight Fulani herdsmen, and some of you are asking us if the Nigerian government arrested or released him to also release Nnamdi Kanu.

My questions to you are, is DSS/Police/Army no longer looking for Igboho? Why is Igboho confident about returning to Nigeria to resume the same fight that nearly cost his life and freedom? Did FG forgive him or did they promise his safety if he returns to Nigeria?

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

“Let us be one Nigeria, as long as one region can’t have the chance to lead. “

“Let us be one Nigeria as long as you only vote for APC on our land.”

“Let us remain one Nigeria by force as long as you stay in your regions and not build houses on our lands.”

“Let us be one Nigeria and focus on nation building as long as you practice your own constitution and we practice ours.”

“Let us be one Nigerian as long as you don’t call out criminals from our tribes.”

That’s how stup!d y’all sound when you ask for One Nigeria.

Use it and buy bread, pay school fees and twerk for Sanwo-Olu.

[MEKA @oparameka]

Imagine this number of people gather for protest..70% of their prayers will be answered.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Obi raises alarm over plans to renovate Vice President's House with N15bn https://t.co/cJxROJ5F2B

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Once a 37-year old guy is dating a 23-year old girl, “predator” will trend on Twitter.

Once a 23-year old girl is dating a rich 65-year old papa, everywhere will be lit with “get the bag sis”. They will remember it’s her best life she’s living.

Walahi, Olosho wa loju gbogbo yin

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

After several months of hard work, it is our pride and joy to present the new @WestAfricaWeek website, which has just gone live.

Our first exclusive story is about a Nigerian bank that has operated with negative share capital since 2016.
https://t.co/NG8Ddx7uPy

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Not that it matters, now that we're apparently standing on his "mandate," but the second batch of the redacted Tinubu FBI Files was released yesterday.

This batch shows the size of the FBI drug investigation into his drug operation in the early 1990s.
https://t.co/dyfzTXC9HD

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"Igbo women's chest"

You: 😂😂😂

"Igbo women's legs"

You: 😂😂😂😂

No problem. When the day comes, make sure you're there🫵

[Omotayo Williams @KadunaResident]

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀: Information reaching me from my ever reliable sources at the villa is that Alhaji Tinubu has issued a warning to Wike. Warns him to face his role as the FCT minister or fully relocate to Rivers state to play local politics. This is coming after Wike has been picture in several political gatherings at Port Harcourt, in-spite of his current role as FCT minister.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Madam Rhoda Jatau is a Christian from Bauchi who’s been languishing in jail for condemning the kill!ng of Deborah in Sokoto! Issues like this reinforces my belief that we just can’t continue like this under one country if laws differ for certain people based on religion.

I remember the day Deborah was mvrdered by jihadlsts in Sokoto, and many Muslims supported it. I could not believe my eyes! A handful of those who managed to condemn it were shouted down and bullied to delete their tweets. I remember getting flagged on YouTube and TikTok because they reported my content about it. The aggression and violence is too much!

Again, we can’t continue like this.

They should release this woman and let us start having a conversation on how to pull away from bl00d tasty jihadists parading themselves as Nigerians.

#FreeRhodaJatauNOW

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

In other words, every single thing I reported about Nigeia Air and the fraudsters @hadisirika and @Zemedeneh pushing it has been directly confirmed by none other than the Minister of Aviation.

You're welcome.

[Remi @remioluwole]

[phone]
His name is John. Please help me ask him why my laptop has been with him since 10am.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

What they want us to believe is that the only part of Lagos where people can’t build houses on are the areas dominated by the Igbos. Only the Igbos are building houses “illegally,” in Lagos, no one else.

Do you see how it sounds?

A week later, I am still waiting to see copies of the letters Sanwo-Olu’s gang sent to Igbo home owners before destroying their houses. He demolished these houses and shops without prior notice or fair hearing.

I can’t stress what a criminal enterprise this country is on its own.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

NYSC is shutting Corpers up by threatening and begging them not to post the sorry state of their camps.

Oyo State Camp in Iseyin is an Eyesore. Terrible to the core. People are reaching out to cry and complain. They can’t speak up because of threats. Hundreds of boys in tiny rooms.

People had to sleep in the mosque and any other available space and more people are still arriving. You don’t even want to listen to these voice notes.

Nigerians and “manage it” is alarming. If they can’t talk, we will.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Also transferred billions of naira worth of landed assets on Ikeja Airport Road belonging to the Ministry of Aviation to himself and bought himself a Bombardier Challenger jet to shuttle between Katsina and Abuja.

Nice work if you can get it.

@hadisirika