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[FUNNISH @FUNNISH2]

@jayantrld माननीय चौधरी साहब,मै आपके अपने घर, छपरौली विधानसभा का एक युवा छात्र हूँ,सिर्फ आपसे ही उम्मीद है इसीलिए आपसे हाथ जोड़कर कोटि कोटि विनती करता हूं.हमारे यहां बहुत से मेधावी युवा है,बहुत सारे है.परंतु हमारे पास उपयुक्त साधन नहीं हैं.. माननीय मंत्री जी.मदद कीजिए.भीख समझ कर ही सही🙏🙏

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Pakistani Man Tries To Hug Female Comedian, Then Lies About Being Indian https://t.co/XAQsqU9rYb

[Mir Yar Baloch @miryar_baloch]

Our own national anthem of the #RepublicOfBalochistan #MaChukainBalochaani

@hyrbyair_marri

[Muji Singh Rangi @mujifren]

Where are all the Brown Sepoys who had asked for Visa Ban and declared all Indian tourists as "embarrassment" after one rowdy Indian had altercation in Vietnam few days back?

This is what "model" white tourist is doing 👇

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Tera baap convict ho gaya Kanglu @zoo_bear

Tera Bhai Umar Khalid aur tera BF Sarjeel Imam bhi jaldi hoga

[Australian Government @ausgov]

Prime Minister of the Republic of India, The Honourable Shri Narendra Modi, has concluded his visit to Australia.

[Mr Tiwaree @MrTiwaree]

This beast must not be spared..🔥

Repost until arrest, Hindus.... 🚨

In Kurukshetra, Haryana, dargah mullah Gaffar Ali broke the temple priest’s legs, put a noose around his neck, and dragged him like an animal… just because the temple was stopping crowds from visiting his dargah..😡

Hindus wake up...

This monster deserves the gallows...

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

“I will **** your mother outside.”

With audio, here’s the FULL transcript of the language used by Shinde Sena Corporator Ramesh Mhatre and his goons at the KDMC Hospital on Monday.

True worth of ‘laadki bahin’ to Shinde Sena.

[Hurricanehudini @Communal_kaffir]

> meet Hugo Lennon the guy behind "auspill"
> started anti-india hate campaign

[ABP News @ABPNews]

उत्तर प्रदेश के फिरोजाबाद जिले की अदालत ने न्याय व्यवस्था की एक ऐसी नजीर पेश की है, जिसने अपराधियों के दिलों में खौफ पैदा कर दिया है. शिकोहाबाद की यादव कॉलोनी में एकतरफा प्यार की सनक में डेढ़ वर्षीय मासूम आरव की बेरहमी से हत्या करने वाले कसाई विराज उर्फ जितेंद्र पाठक को जिला जज ने मृत्युदंड (फांसी) की सजा सुनाई है. इस पूरे मामले में सबसे बड़ी बात यह रही कि वारदात के महज 40 दिनों के भीतर ही अदालत का ऐतिहासिक फैसला आ गया.

#UttarPradesh #Firozabad #Justice #ABPNews

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Forest officials in India bid farewell to legendary patrol elephant Joymala

Joymala served Kaziranga National Park for 34 years and gained international recognition after surviving a dramatic encounter with a tigress during a routine forest patrol in 2004

[Dear Men @Dear_Men_Life]

India and its Enemies.

[Haydos🛡️ @GovindIstOdraza]

But I was told by some random guy living in slums that nigeria and india are alike.

[Christopher Luxon @chrisluxonmp]

Welcome to New Zealand, Prime Minister @narendramodi.

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Breaking:

Australia PM Albanese annouces that Australia will support India's bid for 2036 Olympics

[Aravind @aravind]

@aus_pill Aren't you a China shill and sepoy, mate? Not a good performance for a white wumao slave of China. They expected and pay for better work. Next time try stripping and dancing for Modi and Adani.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

While the whole country is debating petrol-ethanol, the bros from Madhya Pradesh have already pulled off what is arguably India's first major ethanol scam, not counting you know who.

There is a govt policy that surplus rice in govt warehouses can be sold to ethanol manufacturers at subsidised rates to prevent it from rotting.

According to a Dainik Bhaskar report, the scam began when some officials allegedly (willingly?) ignored the rules and allocated "newly procured" fortified rice (not even regular rice, but fortified rice) for ethanol production. The rice, bought at a high price (₹4,000 per quintal), was sold at a throwaway price (₹2,320 per quintal) to ethanol plants.

The ethanol plant operators allegedly knew it was fortified rice, so instead of using it to make ethanol, they sold it to rice millers at ₹2,800 per quintal, and instead bought cheap broken rice (₹2,100 per quintal) from the open market for ethanol production, making an overall profit of ₹700 per quintal.

The rice millers allegedly repacked the fortified rice in new gunny bags and supplied it back to the govt as freshly milled rice. The govt paid them milling charges, while the govt supplied paddy they were actually supposed to mill was allegedly sold in the open market for another round of profit.

So the same bag of rice allegedly kept changing hands: govt warehouse to ethanol plant to rice mill to back to govt warehouse. Everyone in the chain allegedly made money.

The MP govt formed an SIT. So far, four people have been arrested and 12 trucks seized. Investigators suspect that up to 50 lakh quintals of govt rice, worth around ₹1,160 crore, may have been diverted through this alleged racket.

[Randhir Jaiswal @MEAIndia]

A Venezuelan shares her journey to recovery with the Army Field Hospital.

#OperationAmistad

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

🔸Has this traitor been arrested?

@DelhiPolice

[Angry Saffron @AngrySaffron]

Sub-Inspector Mustakim Khan in uniform with service revolver left duty during Muharram, waved sword & shouted “Allah Hu Akbar” violating code of conduct in Muzaffarpur, Bihar.

Netizens demand immediate suspension.

@bihar_police

[Hindutva Don @HindutvaDon_]

They don't forget their religion whatever they become 😳

Hlo @MuzaffarpurPol3 pls dismiss him from the job