Frank Underwood

[House of Cards @HouseofCards]

We make the terror.

[Frank Underwood @FUPOTUS]

.@HillaryClinton You see, the difference between you and I is everyone knows I am corrupt. You try to hide it. You try and you fail.

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It's at times like this that America may very well wish for another candidate such as myself. #debatenight

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.@JebBush The first duty of POTUS is to protect the United States of America from attack, both foreign and domestic.

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.@HillaryClinton You will look excellent in orange.

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Friends make the worst enemies.

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@JebBush @NRO @realDonaldTrump You are not a real candidate.

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.@DairyQueen Your advertising is getting out of hand. I will raise taxes on ice cream if you don't put an end to this. #blizzard2016

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@MartinOMalley @DMRegister You will never beat me. Also, you were going to vote for Trump?

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At the sacrifice of tens of thousands of jobs, our disaster relief fund is large enough to last an ice age. #snowmaggedon2016 #AmWorks

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Proximity to power deludes some into thinking they wield it. Sarah Palin, you are nothing more than an entertainment piece.

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@ViewFromWise A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.

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@alexruffs I formally rejected this, please dismiss the endorsement and do not hold it against our campaign.

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I formally do not accept the endorsement this buffoon has given me. #SarahPalinAlsoJustEndorsed

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@CNN I've had to deal with teachers and protests before. One thing I discovered is that they really seem to enjoy free food.

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I've always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs. #GoodNight -FU

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@HillaryClinton It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. -FU

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Generosity is its own form of power. Consider making a donation towards bringing #AmWorks to your neighborhood. -FU