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Southerner. Lover of whiskey, video games, and dialed-in skincare regimens. Trial is my cardio.

[FP @FaciePrima]

Literally all I do as an attorney:

No.
No.
Seriously, no.
Like, how did you even think this was a good idea.
Stop immediately.
No, that doesn't make it okay, either.
No.
Stop.
Stop it, you can’t do that.
No.

[FP @FaciePrima]

@TheEmilyDBaker But the Note doesn’t have a date/time to hear it? Will it be calendared or is this just a PR move?

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Pumpkin has entered the chat. 🎃

[FP @FaciePrima]

@mcsassymd Started at the bottom and now we marginally above the bottom 🎉🎉🎉

[FP @FaciePrima]

@zebsicle Sending you hugs and praying for y’all 💜

[FP @FaciePrima]

idk who needs to hear this but

Autumn is coming 🍃🍂🍃🍂

[FP @FaciePrima]

@katesquire

[FP @FaciePrima]

@WhiskypalianEsq IT IS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT
-me, a Floridian melting in the PNW rn

[FP @FaciePrima]

@blawlawlaw

[geralt’s fat little tits @stonecoldsilly]

henry cavill just wants to get paid for putting on a goofy wig and hitting people with swords and you know what I respect him for that

[FP @FaciePrima]

@aliveesq @zebsicle Are we too old? Is that it? I have no idea what the hubbub is about 👵🏻

[FP @FaciePrima]

@zebsicle Well Ulta must be holding this month-long sale just for you, then.

[FP @FaciePrima]

I just started Vampire Diaries and it looks like there’s *checks* eight seasons so I guess I’ll see y’all again in six months.

[FP @FaciePrima]

Does mean we are one step closer to fall tho

[FP @FaciePrima]

We hates it, precious

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

Tomorrow begins 7 straight days of ☀️sunshine☀️

[FP @FaciePrima]

If you don’t have Mr. Perfectly Fine on repeat, idk idk

[FP @FaciePrima]

@blawlawlaw 🤷🏼‍♀️ idk man, I don’t have an internal narrator. I wish, though. I’d like for it to be those two muppets in the balcony.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Read the paternity leave essay and my main takeaway is we really need to start telling men it’s not their turn to talk more often. Like, as a public service.

[FP @FaciePrima]

@GhostEsq And eating. Like, I just did this yesterday. And now I want dinner AGAIN? Two days in a row? When will the madness stop.

[FP @FaciePrima]

@GhostEsq Happy birthday 💜