Tortured Faculty

Dedicated to making jokes at the expense of university faculty and administrators, who are among the most privileged employee groups in America.

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@Jarv365 @HackOfAllTakes like going after a fan when you're getting beat?

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@Jarv365 It could be argued that the worst type of person is the one who threatens a fan and then blames the fan when it turns out they didn't do anything AND then complains about not getting support from the officials...

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@kamoniim I don't think this is the power statement you think it is.

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@SethDavisHoops I'll bet they'd have called it a foul if it happened to A'ja...

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@RealSkipBayless And got to shoot 15 more FTs. Basketball is easy when you know if you miss, you're going to the line. It's like taking a last second shot with the game tied, there's no pressure.

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Folks so worked up over the Aces/Fever game. Don't they realize this is the @WNBA not a serious league. It's about as unscripted as the WWE, but less entertaining. You can literally go to your local rec center to see better basketball with more reasonably priced concessions.

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@pgprincej You might want to watch the video again, it was anything but a spit second. He was 20-25' away and had stopped moving forward. She had ample time to see him, consider the threat level, and made the conscious decision to actually move towards the "threat."

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@JonnyRoot_ You'd have to ask the @WNBA. But we're about to find out how rigged the system is.

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@AMAZINACE Had the incompetent @wnba officials ejected A'ja when it happened, this all would be over. But by ignoring the rules despite the player blatantly breaking them. The league won't suspend her though merited and show the world how the system is rigged.

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@seanmdav Using your definition, Hitler was just a settler too.

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@TrevorSheatz IF all sin is equal, which seems like what you're suggesting, then the grace and forgiveness that is provided through Jesus death on the cross would seem to cover all of them, correct? And that includes all your sins, which you've noted are equal to murder.

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@AWRHawkins Do you want Clinton punished OR do you want anyone who participated in these activities punished? If your answer is the latter, then your comment doesn't make sense.

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@NolteNC I thought only snowflakes needed trigger warnings.

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@RealGunLobbyist Can you provide me the biblical citation for guns being a God-given right?

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@TheBrancaShow You just made the point of the picture. If all your statistics are true, then it seems the presence of a father and stable home environment are important and thus, "black fathers are powerful" in that their potential for positive impact is significant.

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@Sadie_NC Better question, why is he referring to himself in the third person?

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@JarrodRodrigue1 I wouldn't have expected an individual with that profile picture to be so psychologically fragile.

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@adamkjohnston I have no issue with Lee, but if Gavin Newsome decided to organize the west and attempt to secede what would be your reaction?

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Out of curiosity, has anyone sued @SIRIUSXM for them making impossible to cancel a subscription? If not, who'd like to jump on board with me and bring them to their knees. If you're thinking about signing up with them, DON'T.

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@usuallypregnant Did Jesus die for our sins? Did he extend grace and salvation to us despite our sins? Do you sin? Do you call yourself a Christian?