Ashley S. Johnson

I'm the ghost of Ashley S. Johnson, and I desire above every other desire to whip this place back into shape. The "S" stands for "Sydney" - don't forget it.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

@TheEmmaJohnson1 Emma, you’re on here too? Been looking all over for you. I don’t approve of this “tweeting” nonsense, but it seems to be the only way to get the children’s attention these days.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Wear your masks, children, lest you incur my wrath. Or worse, Emma’s.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Wake up, sluggards. We have a farm to run.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

@smcollins01 I have not been formally invited. Although I suppose if your name is on the sign, you can show up whenever you want.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Email? https://t.co/ZhJWv6ht69

[JUOnline @JohnsonU_Online]

Ashley- dictate an email and send it - make it 4 or 5. Just answer the same sets of questions. https://t.co/dysEeAVfZI

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

It’s a good thing they can’t put Emma or myself on this panel.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

It’s 2038. You come to visit your child at the School of the Evangelists. Your child does not respect the history of our university and wastes time socializing and watching television, instead of working or studying their Bible. Your child is just like you were. Humph. https://t.co/3xJ3o4l4uD

[Charlie @ChahhlieReaduhh]

It’s 2038. You go to visit your kid at ACU. The only departments left are Bible and Athletics. Pledging doesn’t exist, you just check a box and you’re in the club. Your tuition money is still paying off the stadium. Nick Tatum runs literally everything. The Bean is still awful. https://t.co/BOIHlfXCin

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

I am quite pleased to find that the campus smells of manure again.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

You're darn right you heard a ghost.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

😎

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Fog machine in the gym works.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

I'll give you a haunted dorm room.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Another Halloween passes without seeing anything as scary as Emma's reaction when I jokingly told her our school was going exclusively CoC.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

@gretchlr Emma picked it out for me.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

#NewProfilePic

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

@ParkerJaymz What?

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Disgusting. https://t.co/6jRG2pSZFt

[The Royal Report @JURoyalReport]

HISTORY: Johnson University Founded On Faith, Prayer, Work, And Frisbee

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

I'd highly encourage seminary instead of this residency, youngsters. Emmanuel School of Religion is a fine choice.

[Ashley S. Johnson @FaithPrayerWork]

Any smoke is too much smoke, son.