Fake American Air

No power ports or IFE, industry leading lack of legroom and toxic employee uniforms! **This is a parody account, in no way affiliated with American Airlines**

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Welcome to American Airways, where mediocre is good enough. We respond to tweets when we feel like it, as long as they're not too whiney.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

This person was clearly drunk when they posted this. Good thing the FA cut them off. What an asshole.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

@eortner Smoke and mirrors.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Truth be told, we didn’t care about those things during the height of the pandemic either.

[Eric Ortner @eortner]

Wow! I just called for a friend who’s trapped on a packed jet bridge without ventilation for an hour. @AmericanAir Conciege key rep said “sir COVID is over we don’t care about those things anymore”. @SecretaryPete why did we give billions to airlines to keep us flying safe?

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

We don’t care. Duh.

[Bob Allen @CaptBob_Nomadic]

My spoiled biz traveler rant: I couldn’t find the business lounge and didn’t get the upgrade. Flying SWA PHX-SDF today. @AmericanAir and @Delta Please increase your capacity and stop canceling flights! How do you expect anyone to gain ConKey or even maintain status?!!!!

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Don’t worry, we’ll ruin it next time you’re on board!

[JK 🔴🔴🏆🟦 @FakeKevinKugler]

.@AmericanAir the pilot on flight 2436 from DEN to PHX just nailed that landing. Absolutely perfect.

And the first class FA was amazing.

Might have been my best flight with you this year.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Buy a new iPad.

[Jason Dimaio @THEJasonDimaio]

.@AmericanAir Mon, per your instructions, I filed a lost & found for my iPad. My FindMyiPad app shows that it's now in the AA DFW lost & found office, your email system says hasn't been found. Phone# won't let me talk to people, & it's behind TSA security. How to get real help?

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Is Thor back?

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

yooo @AmericanAir

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

We would never mislead our customers. Promise.

[JT Genter @JTGenter]

American Airlines has yanked all inflight entertainment screens out of its 737 fleet, and it's almost done doing so on its (non-transcon) A321s.

So, it's pretty misleading that all @americanair media images of domestic economy seats still include inflight entertainment screens🤔

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Stating next week we’re just going to have our flight attendants say “thanks for flying Spirit” since there’s really no difference anymore.

[Ryan Martin @atom_smasher]

@AmericanAir AA3 today had great food and that is where the greatness ended. @garyleff @_ZachGriff I burned a SWU to go J to F and the in flight service was the worst I’ve ever had. I paid $800 and burned a SWU to be treated like a toddler.

Hi @Delta

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Live look at @FakeAACEODoug…

[Leslie Josephs @lesliejosephs]

A look inside United’s brand-new 737 MAX8 cabin before passengers start wearing it down

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Doug, ignorant? No never. 😂

[Jamie Larounis @TheForwardCabin]

Well, that’s an ignorant, misinformed comment for him to say.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

@TravelFake This is fucking hysterical.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

@TravelFake I’m at a loss as to why anyone would willingly go to Miami. 🤔

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

The raging hypocrisy of posting this tweet while on a non-essential leisure trip aside... claiming this friend caught COVID in a restaurant with ZERO evidence is foolish.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

@TravelFake I’m organizing my spices that day.

[Fake Points Travel Blogger @TravelFake]

.@thepointsguy is fair, balanced and not biased towards affiliates.

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[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Good riddance. 👋🏼

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

On behalf of the countless furloughed airline employees across the country, fuck you @realDonaldTrump. 🖕🏼

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

@DabAmrak It wasn’t. That’s the E gates in CLT and 99% of the time there’s a single agent. They can’t pause boarding to fix an issue. They have to wait until the end. The mask is just a coincidence and Karlyn is capitalizing on it to pretend to be a martyr.

[Fake American Air @FakeAmericanAir]

Or it was cause the gate agent working alone couldn’t pause boarding the entire plane for you, Ms. Platinum member. But go off...

[Karlyn Borysenko, anti-communist cult leader @DrKarlynB]

Hi @AmericanAir: I’m sitting in first class. I’m a platinum member. And this crew member in Charlotte is refusing to actually board me on my flight until everyone else is boarded because of a glitch in YOUR system. I feel so valued.