Dr Seb v Groka, Fake PhD, parody?

Awarded Journalist of the Year by a prestigious magazine.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s ICE executing innocent American civilians or liberals retweeting Heather Cox Richardson, both sides have engaged in some truly appalling behavior.

[David Pepper @DavidPepper]

I’m honored and humbled to join @amyactonoh 's ticket to deliver for Ohio’s working families. Amy is the only candidate in this race who will tackle our affordability crisis and work to lower costs, clean up the corruption, and invest to create world-class public schools, so we can finally put working families first, not billionaires or special interests.

Let's do this.

[ProPublica @propublica]

Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.

They’ve had their necks kneeled on.

They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.

At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
https://t.co/Q5DAIo7bWi

[UsHadrons @ushadrons]

Three dual German-Russian nationals, Dieter S., Alexander J., and Alex D., were charged on December 9, 2024, in Munich Germany's Higher Regional Court with suspicion of working for a foreign intelligence agency.

Dieter S. became acquainted with a Russian intelligence agent while battling Ukrainian forces starting in 2014 as a member of the self-proclaimed Donetsk People’s Republic.

In October of 2023, Dieter S. began exchanging information with the Russian agent about possible sabotage in Germany and scouted potential targets. He passed on images of military transports and goods to his Russian handler, stating he was willing to carry out bomb and arson attacks against military and industrial sites, and promising to attack railway lines used to move military equipment.

The group is reported to have used violence against the German civilian population and was often involved in “intensive confrontations,” according to German authorities.

https://t.co/SAcxSXYERf

[Jack Jenkins @jackmjenkins]

If you're curious as to *why* former President Carter left the Southern Baptist Convention in 2000: It was because the SBC revised its statement of faith to call for women to submit to their husbands and banned women from serving as pastors. https://t.co/GUa7UUJBMj

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation 🥳🥳

[Dr Seb v Groka, Fake PhD, parody? @FakeDrSebaceous]

@SenJoniErnst Did you join the SIF cult too, Joni?

[American Veteran @amvetsupport]

At the risk of saying this for the 1000th time.

Anyone remember trump's incredibly stupid soybean tariffs?

Right, he imposed a tariff and soybeans were left rotting in the fields because China and other countries simply bought their products elsewhere.

Meanwhile trump had to spend billions in relief for those farmers to keep them in business.

Please, magas, debate with me on the value of across the board tariffs.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

The Biden-Harris infrastructure package is funding more than 11,400 bridge projects across the country—including 18 of our most economically significant bridges that keep America and our economy moving.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Shorter @jonathanvswan: I allowed Trump to lie about his abuse of DOJ on Durham and Hunter Biden and I intend to continue to do so.

He's not trying to "distance himself." He's manipulating WILDLY credulous reporters.

[Mark Pitcavage @egavactip]

I've gone through the most accessible online sources tied to Luigi Mangione. He has interests in science/technology/their effects on humanity, as well as sociobiology/evolutionary psychology, & fitness. Did not, tho', see clear ideological views. Will be interested to learn more.

[Justin Parmenter @JustinParmenter]

Liberty Christian School in Durham NC got nearly $1m in public voucher funding this year.

This school reserves the right to expel students who dance or listen to "inappropriate" music at home.

The public should not be funding institutions with these control issues. #ncpol #nced

[Dr Seb v Groka, Fake PhD, parody? @FakeDrSebaceous]

@joniernst @realDonaldTrump @howardlutnick @elonmusk Is that Mar-a-Lago?

Did you get a chance to chat with his nearly all immigrant-worker staff?

It's been staffed in recent years largely by Haitian immigrant workers.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The influence of big fiber is the most pressing issue affecting Capitol Hill bathrooms https://t.co/ZYwGwMq0Xm

[Dr Seb v Groka, Fake PhD, parody? @FakeDrSebaceous]

@RepJackKimble Let me know if you need research background for legislation to tackle this threat to national security. Suffice to say my FakePhD fully qualifies me.

Yours in Jesus Christ/Donald Trump,
Dr. Seb

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

Convenient that Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency is already out with a roadmap for gutting NASA - to the immediate benefit of Musk's SpaceX.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Gosh, this is the kind of thing that @JamesComer could schedule 2 years of hearings about.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Explain to me again how a bunch of shady billionaires, sexual predators, national security threats, corporate lobbyists, and conspiracy theorists — who are all trying to avoid background checks — are going to represent the best interests of working class Americans.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The Washington Post reports that Michael Anton and Sebastian Gorka had a falling out over who should receive credit for writing Trump's speeches. This is incorrect. In this thread, I will tell you the real reason why Anton dislikes Gorka. 🧵