This is a fake fan page for Nats TV color-commentator F.P. Santangelo. This account is in no way associated with F.P., but don’t worry - “the line is moving!”
Having Suero or Rodney in your postseason roster is the equivalent of being in a wheelchair and buying a 4-story house with no elevator. #WTF#nationals
Before tonight the Senators were the last D.C. baseball to win a playoff round (1924 WS). Were down 3-1 entering the 8th inning of G7 and won 4-3. The losing pitcher in that game, Jack Bentley, was a Maryland native just like Josh Hader, the losing pitcher tonight. Weird stuff.
If you leave now, there is still time to make it to that town in West Virginia where there’s no cell service, and you can spend 4 hours in the fetal position trying not to think of the game.