FakeAmusementPark

We dat park down the street from the Fake Theme Park. We’re HUGE!!!!!

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@DisneyDeep Dude, we don’t even know who you are. You should post your videos on X first before you try to make a YouTube channel.

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@Joe_Rohde We banned theme parks too!

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Russia Land has stopped supplying power to the other areas of the park, so please bring flash lights.

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@AliciaStella Come on down to my park, we got APs galore! Heck, buy one year, we’ll give you that year free!

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@DSNYNewscast Buy a pass to our park instead. Our capacity is about 3000 people but we will let in 1000000

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ATTENTION GUESTS: Please do not vomit when your Secuiriers of Space: Starlight Replay Ride rotates backwards for your return to Earth.

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GUESTS AND CAST: stay away from the fireworks effects on the lagoon. We don’t have fireworks… that’s an actual fire.

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Watch our new stunt show where Bae swaps out her switch blade for a knife! Ooo watch out! Too bad Bae doesn’t know Jim was a sword with THREE BLADES!!

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Guys, what if we did a renaissance festival… but in SPACE?!

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@Ginsburg The more for me to steal with my dear. Wu ha ha ha ha ha ha…

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@themeparkjosh It’s the perfect state for us! The state of Chaos! And @FakeThemePark’s Chaos Coaster has nothing on our Russian Rampage Ride!

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Our Russian RollerCoaster just crashed into the Ukrainian Underground Utopia ride. Don’t worry though, we understand the Russian ride operators said it’s just a test.

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Looks like we finally drove @FakeThemePark out of business with our half-assed tweets. Finally.

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@dlnt @Disneyland Agreed. Let’s stop the masks entirely at this point.

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Come visit our new nighttime spectacular HarmUs! It can be viewed clearly through the little hole in the fence next to the popcorn stand but nowhere else. *You may be harmed during the show*

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@AliciaStella Trams should be permanently retired and replaced with a ground level peoplemover system or some form of that.

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New, for Chinese New Year this year, IllumiCountries: SkyPLOSION!!!

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We would never do this accidentally at our park. No, we do it on purpose all the time though!

[Michael @itsmleonard]

It's always a grand ole time when the fireworks launch into the crowd at Epcot @WDWNT @WDWToday

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It’s plaid Tuesday. All our tickets are now more on Tuesdays.

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Don’t worry about the hurricane folks. You have nothing to worry about. We have a 1/8 inch thick glass dome around the entire park. Nothing can get through.