Nathan Holic

I’m not the real Nathan Holic.

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@kudera I feel fortunate to have randomly logged in to Twitter to see this!

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@PiKappaPhi @PiKapp_UCF Thanks for the shout-out on the UCF book! Interestingly, my new book just came out this week:http://t.co/FC5oSC3wE3

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We've arrived at the time of year when your hot car only begins to cool off when you finally arrive at your destination.

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Solid UCF victory over the Real Housewives of NJ this evening. #ChargeOn #orlandodoesntsuck

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Feels like someone turned on the outdoor air conditioning here in Orlando...

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Sunshine out the windshield, thunderstorms in the rearview. This is my daily September drive home. (Strangely, not a metaphor, though.)

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One of those days that's so hot you feel sorry for the grass.

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Sun-scorch. End-of-times clouds. Window-rattling thunder, Biblical flooding. Then sun-scorch again. Or, as we call it in Orlando, "Monday."

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"Yes, another ValPak!" said my recycling bin.

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Got in my car to drive to a parking spot fifty feet away. In my defense I...ahh, fuck it.

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Just had a staring contest with a lizard in my backyard. He won. He always does.