El Baño Commañdo

Came here for Lakers, Fantasy Football, Politics, Jokes. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@SpencerAlthouse That magic trick was insane it was like five seconds to get that far I counted. HOW

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@BlaiseInKC

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@ehyeahwhatever Was he whimsical AT ALL before the Clone Wars because I feel like we never get to see this side of him elsewhere

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@lothalites @N7spongy Somehow I agree with both of you

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

How does one scene have at least three of the greatest line reads of all time

[Post-Left Watch (postleftwatch.bsky.social) @PostLeftWatch]

This is exactly who AOC is talking about. A group of loud, too-online wreckers claiming to be leftists who will never vote for a Democrat no matter what.

Nobody should listen to them or take them seriously.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I’m hearing that the plan all along was to keep the Democrats out of power, and then, once they’re out of power, to tell them to Do Something

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?

PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.

Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?

PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.
https://t.co/pvCzuFBkI5

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@pati_marins64 If Iran got the money the US gave to Israel it would be the middle eastern Wakanda

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Conan O'Brien says he has "incredible empathy for people who have immigrated to another country" after traveling to Ireland and seeing his great-grandfather lived.

"I went back to Ireland and I [saw] a great genealogist who said, 'I found where your great-grandfather’s home was.' The home is gone, but he found the little spot where he lived, near the Galbally Mountains. He said, 'I’ll go there and show it to you,' and I said, 'We’ll do it on camera.'

"I was expecting to have these jokes loaded up; we had props and funny things we were going to do... But I got there, and I did not expect this because I'm not someone who wears my emotions on my sleeve, but I got emotional. It was very powerful.

"This was a very small plot of land. He was a tenant farmer, so it wasn't his. He didn't have money, and he needed to move on because it wasn't working; probably not enough to eat, couldn't sustain. So, he left and went to America, and here I am a couple of generations later.

"What's amazing to me is when you have that experience and you stand there, I have incredible empathy for people who have immigrated to another country. It takes an entire lifetime to go to a country where, often, people don't speak the language. They have to spend their entire lives just getting things started for the next generation; it's a whole lifetime that you're feeding into this process.

"I was just thinking about this guy, whom I'll never meet, who had to do that. I think I was overcome by the fact that there's a lot of sadness in that story, and in a lot of these stories. People leave not because they think, 'Hey, I just want to go have fun in America.' They leave because they have to."

(via Jimmy Kimmel Live)

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Lol

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Gonna be a big “people who don’t do politics finding out the politics still do them” week.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is genuinely one of the most disgusting statements I have ever seen issued by an American official.

It should not stop shocking us that the Republican Party openly embraces this. Fine should be censured & stripped of committees. To ignore this is to accept and normalize it.

[Sean @borderlinesmart]

You're welcome to do this but there's no reality where "you have two years to find and nominate a candidate I like or I'll help JD Vance imprison more 5 year olds" is the stance of a good person

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@ScarletSpeeds16 She’s in my top ten of underrated and under discussed beauties

[Elica Le Bon الیکا‌ ل بن @elicalebon]

Urgent: how to help save a young protester’s life.

I cannot believe how many years we’ve had to recycle this dystopian practice. God, when will it end? #ErfanSoltani

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@jmrphy 4 is still young it’s not prime “Dad time” it’s still Mommy time. It’ll get better. Just push through, don’t be a bummer, and continue your gratitude.

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@agraybee I really love this. Was just thinking the other day how being a good man, husband, dad is doing so many mundane things that stacked up are really hard. A billion little chores, job, restraint, patience.

[El Baño Commañdo @FalconNdaMiddle]

@dieworkwear This Miller guy is a first class fathead