Inglebert Pemperdink

Lead Rick for the Toni Tone Institute

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

@grantpaulsen Any retaliation tonight with Anaheim in town?

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

@grantpaulsen Great bumping into you today at the game and talking Annandale coaching staffs

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

@PFTCommenter Luke McCaffrey is the Eric Decker of Julian Edelmans

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[pj @pjayevans]

Good luck to my buddy Bryan who just liked Sydney sweeney’s new ig pic. Go get her brotha

[tubi original movie villain @paulycristo]

very important outfit in film history

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

@Corman555 Freal

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

Joined Twitter 14 years ago today. What a tremendous waste of time and energy. Fun tho #MyXAnniversary

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

No rules in an Airport. Its 10 am and the guy next to me is eating 5 Guys Cajun Fries and drinking white wine. Near impossible to not start a USA chant

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

@JasonLastname How long has this been in your drafts folder?

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@RoFlo @Corman555 Canadian stadium music

[Inglebert Pemperdink @Falvtron]

Shout out to leggings for giving all these gals a career path.

“What do you do?”

“I wear leggings on the internet”

[Nate @thenatewolf]

You never see Kermit showing up in stuff without bringing along a few of the other muppets. If Kermit's eating the boys are eating.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

In our very unbiased opinion, we believe Darcy Kuemper should be an All-Star...

RT if you agree 😏

#NHLAllStarVote | @deximaging

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

✅ examples:

#NHLAllStarVote Darcy Kuemper
#NHLAllStarVote #DarcyKuemper

#NHLAllStarVote Dylan Strome
#NHLAllStarVote #DylanStrome
#NHLAllStarVote @stromer19

#NHLAllStarVote Evgeny Kuznetsov
#NHLAllStarVote #EvgenyKuznetsov
#NHLAllStarVote @Kuzya92

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?