Ben Riley

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@TreyKempGCA Yes it’s in Weekapaug, RI and it’s Golf Magazine’s #28 best 9 hole course in the world. It’s one of the happiest places on Earth.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@KayvanHeravi I think you misspelled “micro penis.” #MAGA

[Kayvan Heravi @KayvanHeravi]

@realDonaldTrump Are you really so poor you need to keep up this farce to keep bilking your supporters? I always knew you overstated your wealth, but now I’m starting to wonder if your bank balance might be as tiny as your hands... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This deserves to become the most retweeted clip of all time. Please do so.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@ksau @godzillagumba @jmacky614 @genglish11 It was on #4. You were taking my caddy’s time away from setting me up for a GIR. It was a great drop though.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@godzillagumba @bigjimmurray Teddy’s is the only peanut butter. Am I right @emilyriley62 ??

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@ThatWeekInSNL What kind of Christian soft rock nonsense was that?? Isn’t that the same stage where Sinéad O’Connor tore up a picture of the Pope?

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@theminorscup Agreed. I’ve got a prominent spot on my mantle that I’m sure you’ll enjoy much, much more. #roseattheturn

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@jmacky614 Gina

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

So simple even a president could understand it.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Weather is “it was very cold last week.” Climate is “the planet just had its hottest four years in recorded history.” Got it?

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@jmacky614 Joke of the year nominee.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@jmacky614 @godzillagumba @jwcwahoo Haha! I thought you were automatic! Your boss is very flexible. Shane is the one that needs to get locked in.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@godzillagumba @jwcwahoo Figure out when Shane is in the USA and let’s lock in a date!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@godzillagumba @jwcwahoo I’ll try not to be insulted. I think we have a date in May to play a couple of nice RI courses!

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

Snoop's message to furloughed employees during the government shutdown is really quite something 👀

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

And the 2019 Oscar for Best Foresight goes to...

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

From Russia, With Love #2018WhiteHouseMovies

#TuesdayMotivation #TuesdayThoughts #tuesdaymorning

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

You definitely should NOT rt this photo of @RickSantorum with Russian spy @Maria_Butina that Rick wants off the internet

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

@jmacky614 Alley. Oop.

[Ben Riley @FancyChampRiley]

#PhilMickelsonGolfPolo

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

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