FantasyFlyover ✈️

Dose 💉of Fantasy 🏈 & UFOs 🛸| Recovering OJ Howard Truther | Skinny Bob Enthusiast | Chiefs 🔴 & Bears 🐻 | Trade Addict | #SFB14 #SFB15

[FantasyFlyover ✈️ @FantasyFlyover]

Last year I told you to DRAFT these players

-Dontayvion Wicks
-Jaleel McLaughlin
-Gus Edwards
-Carson Steele
-Anthony Richardson

Yeah, I’m not good at this. Apologies.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[john @johnsemley3000]

Steven Spielberg: the cosmic heft of 2001: A Space Odyssey made me feel as insignificant as a speck of sand on the beach.

Bill Simmons: there’s like two types of guys. you’re either a beach guy, or a pool guy. I think I’m a pool guy?

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

man, who should we believe: someone who's virtually never gotten along with her colleagues in a true newsroom and was previously accused of being a terrible manager at their previous stop, or the multi-Emmy-Peabody-Polk award winner beloved by his co-workers?

[OTL @otl_ff]

The Madden cover WE all deserved

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME

he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying.

then projects them onto his ceiling in real time

when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination

pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible

but he didn't stop at planes

it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time

so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO

there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter

vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software

[Jim Tang @wxmann]

It keeps on getting better, north of Jetmore 800pm #kswx

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Bobby Thompson @BThomps81]

#Patriots and #Eagles are in communication on trade compensation for WR AJ Brown and are confident a deal will be reached by tomorrow (June 1st) after the 4:01pm window

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren with the season on the line:

4 Points
1/2 FGM
33 Minutes

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

🚨 BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Pray for President Trump.

[Kraig Rueth @KRueth24]

Breaking News: The Ewok drummer playing Storm Trooper heads as drums has pulled out of playing at the Great America State Fair.

When asked for comment he only said "Yub Nub".

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

the cuckquarium

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Hilarious: #Cardinals RB Jeremiyah Love played a game on @StBrownPodcast where he had to identify NFL players...

He couldn’t get Jared Goff to start.

At the end, he admits he actually has no idea who Jared Goff is.

“He’s a QB? Was he good...? He’s on your team right now?!” 💀

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

hes gonna be texting zohran "where r u sitting" and zohrans gonna reply the next day like "omg sorry i just saw this"

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

“Isiah Pacheco breaks into the open field!”

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Congrats! @tkelce

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up, because if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.