Last year I told you to DRAFT these players
-Dontayvion Wicks
-Jaleel McLaughlin
-Gus Edwards
-Carson Steele
-Anthony Richardson
Yeah, I’m not good at this. Apologies.
Steven Spielberg: the cosmic heft of 2001: A Space Odyssey made me feel as insignificant as a speck of sand on the beach.
Bill Simmons: there’s like two types of guys. you’re either a beach guy, or a pool guy. I think I’m a pool guy?
Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:
"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."
man, who should we believe: someone who's virtually never gotten along with her colleagues in a true newsroom and was previously accused of being a terrible manager at their previous stop, or the multi-Emmy-Peabody-Polk award winner beloved by his co-workers?
THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME
he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying.
then projects them onto his ceiling in real time
when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination
pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible
but he didn't stop at planes
it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time
so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO
there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter
vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software
There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.
#Patriots and #Eagles are in communication on trade compensation for WR AJ Brown and are confident a deal will be reached by tomorrow (June 1st) after the 4:01pm window
Breaking News: The Ewok drummer playing Storm Trooper heads as drums has pulled out of playing at the Great America State Fair.
When asked for comment he only said "Yub Nub".
Hilarious: #Cardinals RB Jeremiyah Love played a game on @StBrownPodcast where he had to identify NFL players...
He couldn’t get Jared Goff to start.
At the end, he admits he actually has no idea who Jared Goff is.
“He’s a QB? Was he good...? He’s on your team right now?!” 💀
“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up, because if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.