“Ok so this tweet says: ‘white people be like I got my dad into Coil’.”
(My friend who is hospitalized and slowly losing his eyesight) “hey thanks man. I really appreciate you reading these to me.”
Andrew put a bird video on the tv for mignon before leaving for work this morning and he told me mignon didn’t notice or care, then he left and I fell back asleep. And I woke up to the sound of mignon launching himself into the tv
(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must
Can’t believe we’re gonna both be off work monday which Never happens, but it’s gonna be cold and gonna rain all day and everything will be closed😡🤬we never get a daytime date opportunity😩