Barrrrr

[Barrrrr @Anbrle13]

@Farmulous What a man can't launch himself into the tv to kill a bird?

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

WHAT?!!!

[Adri💫 @AdriWindGB]

MAN NINTENDO ALWAYS TURNING DOWN FAN MADE PROJECTS😡😡😡😡😡😡

[Barrrrr @Anbrle13]

@aurum_vox "The funniest man alive"

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’ve imprisoned the despicable beast within the orb

[🜏⟨ Syrlae|02 ⟩🜏 @elchaoluis]

Psicólogos en 1980 cuando les decias que estabas triste:

[Cynus @cy1nus]

This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

[molzy @molzysketch]

I built this feed brick by brick

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

The turn of the century absinthe propaganda is crazy I’ve only ever just gotten drunk

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

every AI company is just this

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

“We didn’t want Surf Dracula to just get on his board and surf”

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

Surf Dracula tweet undefeated

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Over 500 celebrities have signed an open letter asking the Academy to publicly execute Timothée Chalamet at the Oscars.

“His reign of terror must end."

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Make him take his morning dump and make it a really good one so that he thinks he’s in for a great day. Now make him have to take another. Now make him have to take another. Now have him take one more. Now make his wife say “oh my god are you shitting AGAIN?” through the door.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

the public school system brainwashes children to not understand that they can stick a sparkler in an egg

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

He is hella casting spells

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Babe wake up, they made an ihopplebees

[Barrrrr @Anbrle13]

@Farmulous -_-