Jimmy Hartley

Hellbenders dude, Oyster Boiii and a trout bum.

James 2:26.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

PURRanormal CATivity

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@Diamond_Deeeej That could be my real dad....... lmfao

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

My retirement goal is to be the custodian at my local Chick-fil-A.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

Bones are like compressed jello.

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@fart_ley Here https://t.co/YE7T721ypY tell someone who cares.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@fart_ley @the_GabeJones You've been embarrassing for the last 15 years.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

Fruit is an outside food only. So juicy and wet no need for that in my house with God watching.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@_austintatiouss And farts, the most important part.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@fart_ley What did they do to you to deserve that?

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@fart_ley At least I wasn't named after a road.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

I like the farts that end with question marks.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

I've had peanut butter for dinner twice this week. Now my piss smells like peanut butter.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@fart_ley Yes I took about 20lbs of rocks last week from SC.

[ウエスP(Wes-P／Mr Uekusa) @uespiiiiii]

【I challenged!】

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

Mountains kinda look like tittays.

West Virginia is considered mountain momma.

Cuz we got the best titty mountains.

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Baptize me in a bottle of BEANZ.

[Jimmy Hartley @Fartley2]

@_isabellalopezz I love you so much.

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@_isabellalopezz They suck