Limp Triscuit

You’re telling me Peter built this truck?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

feel like i could grab a bullet mid air if i really locked in

[Limp Triscuit @Fatboy_ElNegro]

Extra! Extra! SCREAM ALL ABOUT IT!!!

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Ab-Soul @abdashsoul]

HEAD IS DA ANSWER.

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

BREAKING 🚨: How corrupt is the United States? The day after the Justice Department launched an investigation into Wall Street short sellers the largest document storage facility, TD Ameritrade Bartlett Warehouse, went up in flames. They hauled the evidence away ON FIRE in direct violation of OSHA safety requirements. 60 hedge funds were to undergo investigations for manipulative short selling. Authorities concluded that a “falling shelf” took out the entire building’s sprinkler system that was located on the roof.
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The facility was a newer facility outfitted with state of the art fire prevention technology.
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Hedge funds have been under heavy scrutiny from retail investors.
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More specifically from the AMC and GME community after the ‘meme stock’ frenzy early last year, 2021
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Hedge funds have been able to suppress the share price of both these stocks through predatorial short-selling strategies.
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In a Bloomberg exclusive, Gary Gensler states 90%-95% or retail market trades do not go through the lit exchange, but rather through dark pools.
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This happened on February 4th 2022. Just like everything with out government absolutely NOTHING has come from the investigation. No charges. No stop to the blatant naked short selling taking place on a daily basis robbing investors.
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The primary offender of naked shorting of course is Citadel, owned by Ken Griffin. Griffin is Ron DeSantis’s MEGADONOR and #WEF member.

[Jim Tang @wxmann]

They look so peaceful when they're sleeping

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

For example nothing

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[bum @BattleRapBum]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[marcelø | marlim.visuals on insta @marlimvisuals]

pelo amor de deus dê zoom nisso

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

I've now learned that this is a reference to a public access show that used to run in LA, called Spirit of Truth. "Who put you on the planet?" and even the exact dance is in this clip from the show

[a @thisusrisd34d]

i’ll tell you if you ask

[ً @artfuIchaos]

basically the hottest thing you can do is be kind

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I love it more

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

Pullitzer award-winning tweet.

[lets all kill ourselves @MexicanWoker]

Mexico is out, I’m unemployed, the loml don’t fw me, I’m fat…let’s just kill ourselves

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

update

[bernasty🇵🇸🇲🇽 @yungbernasty]

if any mexican girls want to take advantage of me tonight i’ve never been more vulnerable n broken