Faux

[Sammy LoCocco @DamarHambulance]

Launched ropes patted himself on the stomach and then rolled over, all infront of a crowd

My twin

[James Tullos enjoys spooky season @ForTullos]

I found a guy on reddit who created his own bear god.

[Nick Abraham @NickAbraham12]

"Cold email doesn't work" vs. "Cold email changed my life":

[Blue @Turbofurby]

My conspiracy theory is that the B-1R, a proposed upgrade to give the B-1B bomber the same engines as the F-22 Raptor and air-to-air missiles, was canceled purely because Boeing knew people would nickname it the Boner.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I've built a GPS app that tells you who the ground you're on was stolen from, so you can do a land acknowledgement. It only goes back one owner, which is great for disingenuous virtue signaling in north America but European users will mainly be paying homage to the Third Reich.

[AeroNiners 🇺🇸 @BowTiedNiners]

Boeing engineers when they open X and are actually getting praised for once 😂

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

@theuprisingmov

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

This fella is attempting to grow pumpkins in a PARKING LOT. The tick-infested brains of these lolcow pharmers will never cease to amaze. "Check out my CUCUMBERS I planted in DRYWALL." Renovate your property you disgusting degenerate. This looks like BURKINA FASO.

[Chris 👽 @VeryBullishGuy]

the cold email thing isnt actually that far off, its just that the dictators have a website and its extremely boring

1. the front door is https://t.co/7F5htheEaH. registration is completely free and you should never pay one of those "we'll register you" companies. you get assigned a CAGE code in about 7 to 10 business days

2. then you register on DIBBS which is the defense logistics agency's bid board. thats where the actual buying happens

3. that board posts between 1,500 and 2,000 requests for quotes EVERY DAY. call it 500,000 to 700,000 a year

4. and heres the part nobody believes. a huge chunk of them get zero bids. they just sit there and quietly expire because nobody opened the pdf

5. you dont buy inventory. you find the solicitation, email a manufacturer for a price, mark it up, submit the quote. win it and the manufacturer ships

6. so the startup cost is a laptop and the patience to read a 40 page document about cartridge casings

the US moved $331 billion in foreign arms sales last fiscal year with 16,098 open cases worth over $934 billion. the money is absolutely there

your dive bar guy probably wasnt lying about the 24 hours part. he was just leaving out that the deal was for 4,000 hydraulic fittings

[benis 📺🐒 @BenisXDDDDDD]

no it's not a "goonrod", no it's not a "rapestick", it's my winky and I use it to tinkle

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

I think Hong’s comments on Whiteness were the major chink in her armor. Progressives say it was biased coverage and yellow journalism with a partisan slant, but Dems gave both camps the side-eye, saw that socialism was a slippery slope, and decided to nip her campaign in the bud.

[Faux @FauxAmericana]

Investing at 725 followers

[Dario prescenzi @___Dario_____]

316L
Yield: 566 Mpa
Ultimate: 694 Mpa

[Faux @FauxAmericana]

@KerouacMurakami @Howlingmutant0 Probably not, but if it is…

[Faux @FauxAmericana]

@HarryHer0in77 @Howlingmutant0 To say his victory was obtained with ease is incorrect, however. I cede in the idea that with more prep time and training he likely could have done better, but that remains to be seen for me. I haven’t seen him fight anyone otherwise. Do you have better examples?

[Faux @FauxAmericana]

@HarryHer0in77 @Howlingmutant0 He lost by a single point, what are you talking about?

[Faux @FauxAmericana]

@dylanj149 @Howlingmutant0 Like or hate Tate, he could very likely put up an okay fight against most professional-level fighters given his combat history (not necessarily win against, mind you). Since it's two major influencers, though... Well, you never know how much of this is going to be real anyways.

[Faux @FauxAmericana]

@MrPuffett @Parabola0112 I asked the same and he never responded. It’s very odd.