Fawksie

The fox is a crafty and deceitful animal that never runs in a straight line, but only in circles.

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Go raibh míle maith agat as ucht taisteal le hIarnród Éireann.

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@on_lothianbuses Explain what's happened here please. Yet again you have elected not to run the last service 3 to Mayfield. WHY?

[dolo @doloyeung]

My father never accepted Yoshi's addition to the Mario series only ever referring to him as "The Serpent". "The Serpent is at best a tool not a character", he'd say. One Christmas I asked for Yoshi's Story and instead received a bible. "The Serpent's story is in there", he said

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@MonsieurPiddly I've got one that does the first seven notes of the Indiana Jones theme

[Ian Visible 👀 @Ian_Visible]

MasterChef - Reeves and Mortimer

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@Divadellarte @mwayservices Ah! Thank you!

[elliott @elliott_green_]

they should invent a restaurant where you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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@Socket1Sophie I knew that sounded familiar. https://t.co/ERWcEWKimH

[mkisnt @MK_Inst]

this stupid bit lives rent free in my head at all times, the delivery sells it

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@ViciVidiVeniAD To say nothing of his serial exploitation and abuse of live-in managers, his needless hoarding of boarded-up property in Tadcaster, his refusal to allow installation of a temporary footbridge when Tadcaster Bridge collapsed...

[Chris @crubba]

United Kingdom you listen to me! If you’re near a Sam Smith’s right now, any type of Sam Smith’s, go into to the pub right now and start playing explicit music from your phone. That pub is yours as of right now

https://t.co/1WLzQ1ImiX

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@MidHelp Thanks Amy

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@MidHelp do you recognise this noise? Do you think there's any possibility of getting it fixed? It can't be normal that a bin lorry sounds like this, you can hear it for miles.

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@MidHelp Hi Amy, this is PN72 COA

[J @xxjxmxechxpmxn]

Opened my window this morning and felt a cool breeze 😭

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

Starmer's been to the government's weather-controlling room and put a brick on the pedal for the sun. his parting gift is to incinerate the population that disrespected him so. I believe he does have that right

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@alanmcneice777 @gabrielledisco @Translink_NI Fuck up Alan.

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@rynwave

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@theSpurtle It would be instructive to point out that that's Michael Upton of estate/landowner advocacy group Scottish Land & Estates...

[Councillor Tracy Kelly @Tracybelfast1]

The handover is very daunting moment and you feel huge pressure taking in such an important role in our wonderful City!

I handed over the chain and I wished Rois-Maire well and good luck!❤️

Other LM’s will agree it’s a nerve wracking night a little reassurance means a lot!