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Sliced bread, the best thing since ripped up bread.
Professional kidnapper, provider of tea, science geek, dad jokes. Unkempt, unmanaged, wild hedgerow.

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@FlaccidTetris Was he wearing salmon coloured slacks and a sports jacket?

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@expatlvnv @SusanVswv @YourAnonNews Bro, trust me.

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@FlaccidTetris Shatner's Bassoon.

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@robgarde @RAF_Luton Remember kids, stay in school.

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@FlaccidTetris @seattleiminyou Celery, make string taste like grass.

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@FlaccidTetris Me and a colleague went there for some training once. Got followed by a creepy security guard in a multistorey car park threatening to "I keep you safe, very safe!".

Didn't feel that safe TBH.

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@FlaccidTetris A broken ankle?

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@FlaccidTetris Jaw goes on the bottom at the front.

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@BladeoftheS Supposedly love their country, can't even get the flag right. Thick as mince.

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@CountBinface Take four letters from your title, Count. (None of them are the O.)

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@goblinoidgoro Did he have antennae?

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@davepl1968 @TateNews_ He's got the same look as a baby when they fill their diaper.

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@goblinoidgoro Wish I knew where my SP went.

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@goblinoidgoro So you're saying you liked it before it was cool. Sounds kinda hipster.

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@AshySlasheeDB Motorhead. 1989, Cambridge Corn Exchange.

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@davepl1968 I know where this is, I used to walk that way to work!

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@reformexposed Those who believe in conspiracy theories aren't stupid, they're aggressively gullible.

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@FlaccidTetris Continuing the "DDR serial killer" vibes TBH.

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@almurray I love Nu Who. Watched episode 2 with two of my three kids when it aired on Saturday. We all loved it! It's not Tom Baker standard but nothing will beat what I grew up watching with my dad.

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@seanferrick You should have been in the break-out-of-the-TV bit!