GOD OF WAR!☠️

Real talk!

The war room!

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

He literally explained how to get over a heartbreak ‼️‼️

[Kai @Only1kai]

Went on a date with a 27-year-old last week. Halfway through dinner, she asked me: “Are you seeing anyone else?”
I said no. Then I asked why.
She said, “Because I like you. I don’t want to waste my time.”
I laughed. Thought she was joking.
She wasn’t.
She said she wasn’t asking me to be her boyfriend. She just wanted to know if we were serious about getting to know each other.
When I dropped her off, she smiled and said, “I hope you ask me out again.” The next morning, she texted first.
I just stared at my phone.
Because we’re so used to playing games that honesty feels suspicious.

[Pavy @Pavyworld]

I think every man needs to experience a situation where you’ve done “everything” for a lady & it just didn’t work so you can realize how powerless you actually are.

[Fix Your CV With Me @_Bonga]

If you ever want to know the biggest reason why we are paying so much for petrol, it does not get more simpler than this video.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Wueh! Hold on. HOLD ON. This is Moses Mukundi's wife?? Pole, bro. She doesn't deserve you.

[𝗘𝗟 @MasterNumber]

Two fucking years on semen retention, only to find out the whole testosterone hype is bullshit. If you're doing it thinking your T levels are gonna go through the roof, I've got some disappointing news for you.

But after a few months, I noticed something else happening. You stop being so desperate for women, attention and validation. You start realising how much of your life you've wasted chasing shit that gives you fuck all back.

And the magnetism? That's where it gets interesting. You're no longer that needy bastard chasing his next dopamine hit. You see an attractive woman and suddenly your brain doesn't turn into a fucking Labrador waiting for a treat. Funny enough, that's when you start noticing people responding differently to you.

Don't get too cocky though. The matrix will test the absolute fuck out of you. Just when you think you've got your lust under control, here comes temptation looking like it was personally designed to ruin your streak. That's when you find out whether you've actually mastered yourself or you've just been hiding from your own urges.

And retention alone ain't gonna do shit if you're still sitting there fantasising all day. You've got to learn how to transmute that sexual energy into something useful. Your body, your mind, your work, your family. Otherwise, what the fuck are you retaining it for?

Unless you're like me, of course. I refuse to watch corn because I believe that shit damages your soul. I've done my homework, and I ain't interested in mixing certain bloods after 2021 either. If that's your reasoning, I completely understand. But you've still got to do something with all that energy.

As for testosterone, I've experimented with things like bulbine natalensis, and in my experience, that shit does fucking wonders. Do your own homework though. I ain't a health adviser, I'm just telling you what I've personally experimented with.

Retention itself hasn't been shown to give you a permanent testosterone boost.

Two years in, I've realised something. The biggest change wasn't in my balls. It was realising just how much control I'd been handing over to my own lust without even noticing.

Turns out my dick wasn't the one who needed disciplining. My fucking brain was.

Have a nice day, little bro. Hope that helped!

[WINNIE🎀 @winnie_d_barbie]

what's that one sexual pleasure you didn't know you liked until you experienced it???

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. I will not apologise to you just because I want peace to reign when you are the one who wronged me. I’d rather lose the relationship. If you cannot hold yourself accountable, you are not the person for me.

2. I do not tolerate disrespect. Not even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.

3. If you have a problem with cooking for your partner, I’m not the person for you.

4. You don’t ever have to worry about cooking because it’s one of the things I genuinely enjoy doing. However, this doesn’t negate what I said in number three.

5. Unless you are deep into fitness like me and are posting your gains, you cannot be posting your bum on social media. I’m not a “mature” boyfriend.

6. My obligation is to treat you right and love you softly, genuinely, and intentionally. But if you cannot reciprocate that energy, I’ll leave you.

7. You cannot have a male bestie under my regime.

8. Dates are important to me. I will initiate, plan, and pay for most of them, but you must also initiate, plan, and pay for some dates. I’m a baby boy too.

9. If I tell you that something you did hurt me, don’t tell me it’s not that deep. I will not let you gaslight or manipulate me into questioning my feelings. Don’t dismiss my feelings, ever.

10. Cheating is a deal-breaker. I will not forgive you for it.

11. Access to phones is important to me. This doesn’t mean I’m interested in going through your phone, but if you suddenly start guarding it around me, I’ll assume you’re hiding something.

12. I don’t want to hear about what your ex did for you. If you keep bringing him or your exes up unnecessarily, I will leave you.

13. I like sex, and I’m considerate. I also understand that I don’t own your body. However, if my sexual needs are consistently neglected, I’ll leave you.

14. Even when you are angry, talk to me softly. We can disagree without being cruel to each other. Don’t raise your voice at me, talk to me like a decent adult.

15. If you need a break from the relationship, please don’t come back.

16. Don’t use a breakup as a threat, a weapon, or a joke whenever we have a minor misunderstanding. If you tell me you want to end the relationship, I will respect your decision, and there will be no coming back from it.

[DAZEEL @TheDazeel_4]

Uber guy said “Nope. Not today, Satan.”

[Eric @amerix]

If you are intending to marry a Luhya woman,

Know the subtribe.

This is important.

Some subtribes emanate from a lineage of witches,

Some from thieves.

Some from murderers and cannibals.

Some subtribes genetically influence their women to be combative and rude, e.g., Banyore.

A Kisa subtribe woman is naturally warm and has a high propensity for fertility.

Marama subtribe has good women, but the core Marama woman, what we call "Namukhula", can be combative if you fail to tame her.

Approach the Wanga woman with caution. They have a clan that calls its women "Bwibo — Makulu saba." These are dynamite.

Bukusu women are malleable but easily attracted to fellow Bukusu men. They don't get much comfort and safety from other men. You can marry her if you are not Bukusu, but if you falter, she will likely cheat on you with a Bukusu man.

The Isukha and Idakho are volatile in nature. They can bite your dick off. They are also fertile, sexually electric and chaotic if you fail to tame her.

The best bet in the Luhya community would be:

• Ba'Tsotso: Kakamega, Bukura

• Ba'Marachi: Busia

• Ba'Samia: Busia

• Ba'Khayo: Busia

• Ba'Kisa: Kakamega, Khwisero

• Ba'Tirichi: Vihiga, Nandi

• Ba'Tachoni: Bungoma, Kitale

You will not go wrong with these ones.

One simple roar, and they coil back to their femininity.

Maragoli are volatile, their fuse is always on emergency. Only Maragoli men can handle them. Marry them if your father owns a tea factory in Mudete.

#MasculinitySaturday

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

Rich niggas treat women the way women are brutal to broke guys really can’t hate on this

[The Knowledge Archivist @KnowledgeArchiv]

You need to see this.

One of the most chilling warnings against the occult and the use of black magic comes from Christopher Lee…

“I warn all of you: never, never, never. You will not only lose your mind: you will lose your soul.”

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

South Africans are laughing at the size of a Kenyan police station, so I went to look at what those skyscraper police stations are achieving.

40,475 reported rapes in one year. That is about 3,373 a month, 778 a week, 111 every day and nearly five every hour.

Basically, one reported rape every 13 minutes.

Maybe we should compare results, not buildings.

[Ngicela ungi'blocke mangikudakelwa💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

We were having a conversation during lunch at work, just us women, and somehow the topic of ovulation came up. 😭

One lady casually admitted that when she’s ovulating, her libido gets so crazy that she sometimes masturbates in the office bathroom. 😭😭

We laughed, asked questions, judged her a little and moved on.

The following week, HR called her in.

Turns out one of the ladies from that conversation reported her for “sexual misconduct on company premises.” 😭😭😭

She was fired.

[big seb @sabzsgizo]

They killed him. Question is, what did he do?

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

@jahman_adamski He’s actually going to die in a plane crash. Save this post.

[ZimLive @zimlive]

MAJOR BREAKING: Millionaire tycoon Wicknell Chivayo has died after a helicopter crash in Marondera. His wife Lucy Muteke among the 6 victims. There were no survivors.

A police statement said: “The ZRP confirms a plane crash in Marondera Rural area at 1700 hours. The aircraft had 6 occupants.”

[ً @BALUCIAGA]

pride - luxury / “main character” content
greed - get-rich-quick / “I make [this much] a month and you can too” creators
lust - spicy / dating-coach content
envy - lavish “day in my life” / designer hauls / first-class travel
gluttony - mukbang > feeder pipeline content
wrath - drama / exposé / ragebait channels
sloth - “romanticise doing nothing” / “bed-rotting as an aesthetic” content

[Dont say my name @stillnez216]

I’m glad she’s saying this out loud because more men need to be aware of how a woman’s past can impact their relationship with her.

Now this sexually burnt out and closed minded woman who gave all her sexual ambition to other men wants you to take her serious.

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

Very nice. This is the Babu I remember from campus. The one who sent goons with pangas to maim his SG, the one who used to bring school to a standstill until his demands were met, the one who shot DJ Evolve.

A goon with good english and nothing more.