Lisa Feldman

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@tessacone V cool and relatable 😎

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

If it takes 27 tries for you to back your Yeehaw truck into a parking spot, you should probably just pull into it like a normal person.

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

What do we want on our pizza?

|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| PINEAPPLE |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

What do we want to dip it in?

|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| RANCH |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@tessacone @EskimOHNO Haha I love how you guys always have twitter convos as if you don't live in the same apartment together

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@tessacone I have no doubt this is fact

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

Picture this:in a moment it’s all over, no more papers no more finals...forever. Time to move on to the real world and ur unprepared. You know you have adult responsibilities but ur procrastinating. Panic is setting in. You keep scrolling through twitter instead of doing anything

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

The most useful formula I've learned in 4.5 years of college:

Total points in class * (grade you want * effort you want to give) - current grade = how much you actually need to study for finals.

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@brittany_holdz Glad I'm not the only one

[Cole Murphy @C_Murphy4]

Waitress: “anything else I can get you”
Me: “No I’m good”
*1 min later*

My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

Me: “hey ma’am, I’m sorry, but could I by chance get some ranch?”

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@EmaleeKnipfel Yes greatest piece of advice

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@lukedavis38 Pics or it didnt happen

[Luke Davis @lukedavis38]

Apple juice rock and roll and algebra 2 #win

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

@tessacone @EskimOHNO I actually didnt even know I followed caine until he finally tweeted today

[kelsey @kelseypooter]

ihop: our new name will be ihob

everyone: what’s the B stand for

ihob: the B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

Keep Listening 😂 https://t.co/KARUscf6SV

[Olivia Umbaugh @ok_b_u]

How many weeks in advance should I start flossing so my dentist doesn't yell at me? 😬

[Lisa Feldman @FeldmanLisa]

“Where are you from?”

“Small town in NE Iowa - you’ve probably never heard of it”

“What town?”

“Greene”

“Never heard of it.”

“Like I said ...” https://t.co/b4qmjS3snC

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

“Where you from?”

“Iowa”

“What part of Iowa?”

“Alta”

“What’s it by?”

“West of Storm Lake, south of Spencer”

“Huh?”

“Okoboji, I’m from Okoboji.” https://t.co/cCIkU6Od89