Ryan Felix

Kids a square, Benny.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

never forget what you’re fighting for

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

fellas is it gay to be in love with your wife?

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

“My uncle was in The Beach Boys”

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

consider this an official announcement that I have started watching the new season of ITYSL

[𝓕 🪄 @Fiizop]

took him 74 years to become king when lebron needed just 18.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The President of the United States has announced he's running for re-election. For comment, we now turn to a swimmer who placed 5th in a race one time and hasn't stopped whining about it since.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

thanks for tweeting the first half of my pro-Brandon Johnson bit, guys! Next time make sure to keep the part in where I say not to vote for Vallas.

Also do me another favor and leave trans people alone you cocksucking ghouls

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I forgot to do a bracket which is fucked up bc I actually had Princeton winning that one. I was really big on them, ask anyone

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

it’s so funny that conservatives say we’re the triggered ones lmao it’s tape man

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

cry about it. public transport should be free

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Arkansas gets 39.68% of their revenue from the federal government.

[Zay @zZaypex]

“You don’t know baby D”

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

The art of Caravaggio is filled with shadow, violence, and psychological complexity.

He was the most popular and controversial painter of his era, a radical artist and volatile man who died in exile.

This is the story of the first artistic rebel...

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me: I’m making a change and eating better this year.

Me on Jan 2nd: