Feminist Bro

Yes I'm a feminist. Yes I'm a douchebag.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

Mansplaining is offensive. Let me tell you why.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

The future is female. Damn, I like those odds.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

@sportsmeltdown that many titties in one place? You betcha.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

Women who are harassed in the workplace should find another career—like murder.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man—because sexuality isn't a choice. Giddyup, boys!

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

#feminist #ThursdayThought https://t.co/DBVeoCpRMb

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and tell her how much A League of Their Own inspired me.

[FeministDonaldTrump @TrumpFeminist]

I just grab 'em by the pussy and confide that I wept and wept while reading The Color Purple.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

In light of recent events, I have added a new account, FeministDonaldTrump: https://t.co/YHOWBdbOuR

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

#HardForHillary

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

Behind every great man is a great woman with an open mind about ass play.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

I would never grab a woman by the pussy.
Especially because after all these days, I still don't really understand what that means.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

I support @HillaryClinton so much that I'm willing to have sex with any woman who votes for her.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

I like a woman who can take care of herself. She just has to LOOK feeble and subordinate.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

I'm an intersexxxtional feminist

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

I hate RAPE! Because when women talk about it makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

Women apologize too much. They should say THANK YOU for having sex with me.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

"She gets a pass cuz it's hormonal, but like, bro, that body."
-overheard in 2016

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

Male feminists deserve special blogs and support groups because rejecting women's place as second class citizens is very taxing on us.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

Every woman is a unique and beautiful snowflake: they all melt down eventually.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

It doesn't matter what size you are! All that matters is that you feel sexy so that you bang me.

[Feminist Bro @Feminist_Bro]

STOP CAT CALLING WOMEN. If we don't hit on them, they'll have to get even hotter.