Fendtskip 🇬🇧

Cuntry Squire and bounder

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk I have both, so I'm a double prick.
Do I win a Schoffel ?

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@Indiaalowe I have been accused of being morally bankrupt and a murderer(Mind you this wasn't to do with my dietary habits)
Tell me, have you ever sampled a nice bit of meat ?

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

It does when they are threatening and aggressive and tell me that MY dietary habits are morally wrong, it makes a difference when they obstruct and impede the livelihoods of others who they object to.

[India @Indiaalowe]

@Fendtskip69 Why does other people's dietary habits bother you? Does it make any difference to you?

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@Indiaalowe Don't get annoyed my dear, you'll only get worked up and burn all your energy on typing a reply.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

I don't understand all the hostility towards vegans.
I mean nobody in the real world pays them any attention.
That's why they're vegans 😏

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

John Deere set to return to Lamma 2020 with something for the ladies.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk It would appear to be a Genetically Modified variety.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@DairyWifeHailey @subsidyjunkieuk @Melissadance @CotswoldKate @SmithGa22 @AgrifacUKLtd @FarmersWeekly @FarmersGuardian @janecraigie They all need paying in one way or another.
Why do you ask ? Are you short of a few quid at the moment love ?

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@DairyWifeHailey @subsidyjunkieuk @Melissadance @CotswoldKate @SmithGa22 @AgrifacUKLtd @FarmersWeekly @FarmersGuardian @janecraigie Women my dear, women.......

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@FarmersWife101 @lammashow @AgrifacUKLtd I'm glad you had a good time Karen and I'm sure you would have rocked a pair of those boots !

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk @farmerThomo

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

The snowflakes of British Farming are in uproar over two girls giving out awards at Lamma because they were without a coat, hat, boots and gloves yet they are happy to ignore shitty trailers without brakes, lights, decent tyres ? Must be nice to have nothing to worry about, eh ?

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@arable_skinner Complete wankers

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk @Melissadance @CotswoldKate @SmithGa22 @AgrifacUKLtd @FarmersWeekly @FarmersGuardian @janecraigie Exactly. I wonder if those who are complaining are more worried that their other halves will see these succesful, happy and intelligent girls and be reminded of the miserable, moaning old pisswitch that they've eventually got to go back home to ?
(Just asking for a friend)

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk Those who moan are not offended, just jealous. The likes of Agrifac are unlikely to ask some sour faced frump who needs to adjust the belt on her Tesco jeans to stop her old tits dropping out to be the welcoming face of their product.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk Looks like they've stabbed that old badger.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

Harvest student returned yesterday with his gorgeous mum who thanked me for employing him this summer and gave me a nice bottle of wine.
I suggested she stay to sample it over dinner but she blushed and said she had better get back.
You could tell she bloody would though.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk Well you know what they say: “While the cat is away...... You can go and shag an enormous number of mice and other lovely little furry critters”

[Lazy Acre @lazy_acre]

@OOOfarmer @farmerThomo I’ll say this as a casual observer of maybe a dozen Tweets where this bloke has reared his ugly head (and this comment is a mild one compared with the utter rot that the bloke has spouted on those 12 occasions): Ian Dickinson is a cunt.

[Fendtskip 🇬🇧 @Fendtskip69]

@subsidyjunkieuk I say, that’s almost Masonic.
If you buy a forager, do you get a reach-around ?