Turd Ferguson

I have no idea what I’m doing and you shouldn’t take anything I say seriously. Rolling Rock Enthusiast. 🇻🇦

[Turd Ferguson @Ferg_Turduson]

JR needs me?! I’m gonna be JR’s top guy!

[Jim Ross @JRsBBQ]

Can you ease by here to check on my electric issues?
Thanks

[Joe Mockingbird LLG LP 1 OUT NOW @xxxtactician1]

This local band leaves immediately after their set mid gig the old fashioned way

[Turd Ferguson @Ferg_Turduson]

I don’t care what anyone says. 2000’s WWE was peak

[Jus⛏in🩸 @Justin_SofOK]

Doing a Headstrong needle drop on Mick Foley's cheap pop is so good. #BadBlood #wwe03

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[Zorza Polarna @cortementi773]

Nie chcę ci psuć humoru, ale ta rzecz jest najbardziej adekwatna historycznie w tym filmie

[Yosutebitoo @yosutebitoo]

Happy Independence Day

[Turd Ferguson @Ferg_Turduson]

Young Bam really was a menace.

[aidan 🇵🇸 @AidansMovieCam]

Every Johnny Knoxville segment on the mtv show is like: “let me put myself in moderate danger, but have a good laugh. Perhaps I’ll even prank some folks” And every bam segment is: “I’m going to torture my loving parents and ruin their lives because I am evil.”

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

They say all countries are created equal.

But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.

See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best.

But America’s not every country.

You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle.

Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete.

So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.

And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%!

The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Turd Ferguson @Ferg_Turduson]

@timsoret Intention does more for presentation than fidelity ever will

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

I really can’t think of a better parallel to this kind of attitude other than the scribes and Pharisees

[Turd Ferguson @Ferg_Turduson]

@wolfiecomedy Are we gonna get Jackass: The Next Generation? 👀 or maybe some other spinnoff with the new crew?

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

What if Travis’s CTE activates when they’re alone on their honeymoon and he kiIIs Taylor

[Turd Ferguson @Ferg_Turduson]

Japan is our greatest ally.

[Rosarinn @rosarinn]

祝・アメリカ250周年
🇯🇵高市首相とトランプ大統領🇺🇸
レインボーブリッジ前で行われた
花火とドローンショー
めっちゃ綺麗でしたー✨
#A250inJapan

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

He needs to have a TV show where he starts reading children’s books and then just veers off and talks about totally random things. It would be the funniest show ever.

[cam ⚢ @clarablightt]

i love how this man’s first thought when making a werewolf movie is “so the wool trade” that’s why he’s my goat

[Ethel Caincel @sick_of_condos]

what kind of melodic hardcore

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

“Silence is violence” is possibly the worst woke 1 idea, pretty much guarantees you end up with a bunch of very loud people who have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about

[chiara 🇲🇽🇻🇦✨ @catholichiara]

The Catholic Church needs to pull another counter reformation. One to stop the spread of Evangelicalism/ Christian Zionism in Latin America and another to stop Trad Caths from thinking they know more than the Pope.