Ferko Csaszar the Elvis of Pimps

Celebrity pimp
Living American Dream, escapee from Communist Hungary

***PARODY ACCOUNT***
Not a real person (I'm too good to be true). Tell'em Ferko sent ya

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This is the official * PARODY ACCOUNT * of Ferko Csaszar -- the one and only Elvis of Pimps.
Living the American Dream after escaping Communist Hungary. Celebrity pimp, aspiring politician, reality TV star.
Sorry ladies, I'm not a real person (I'm too good to be true).

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@nut_history June 14, 1987. Mets-Phillies. A crucial Hernandez error opened the door to a 5-run Phillies 9th. Cost the Mets the game.

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@GMFWashington Putin has an incentive to let it go on indefinitely -- The Ukraine cannot join NATO while at war, and a promise to keep Ukr from joining isn't worth the paper the assurances to not expand NATO eastward were written on...

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@KoreaPistonsFan You should talk to Davey, who’s still in the Navy

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@GMFWashington Take a letter, Maria

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@ASFleischman Find a mirror in a courtroom and you will.

[Ferko Csaszar the Elvis of Pimps @FerkoCsaszar]

1974 Steelers -- pitched a shutout in the SB. Vikings got 6 points off a blocked punt. Steelers led at halftime 2-0. 72 Dolphins also pitched a shutout -- Redskins got 7 points off a blocked field goal. My recollection is the Ravens D shut out NYFG -- they got their 7 off a kickoff return (Ravens TD, Giants KOR TD, Ravens KOR TD -- 3 TD plays consecutive)

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@GsuGrinding Thanks a lot. now it's stuck in mine and it's just as awful as I remember.

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@Savageboston I blame the center!

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@DerekEvans20 Amen. We got stuck with the Raiders because the NFL is still bitter about Al Davis and both petty and contemptuous of the fans.

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@heftone1 @BBGreatMoments The Sox had already blown that game by the time of the Buckner play. Better to call it the Schiraldi-Stanley game.

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@CGF_Sports @BBGreatMoments I couldn't agree more. Post-Reggie, Steinbrenner went off the rails for 10+ years, acting like he was wheeling and dealing Strat-O-Matic cards. Reggie's Angels career had nightmare bookends--losing the 82 and 86 ALCSes by blowing three straight...

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@ClueHeywood Did you ask him why, up 2-1 in the series, he short-rested Schilling and Johnson? Why not risk game 4 and then you have CS and RJ fully rested and only need 2 of 3, instead of 2 short rest starts for CS, and one for RJ? If so, what did he say?

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@AaronBlakeLail @01Camron Woww with an extra W

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@kirkminshow @bostonradio @kirkmin The only robbery worse than this was when Hearts kicked the ever loving sh*t out of Leonard in “88 and the judges fixed it to a draw.

[Ferko Csaszar the Elvis of Pimps @FerkoCsaszar]

The real question is how 19 years passed without a change of cell or any in-depth examination of his cell.

[Sir Chips @chipsandgravy89]

How did Andy in the Shawshank Redemtion put the poster back up of Raquel Welch after he got through the hole in the wall ??? 🤔

[Ferko Csaszar the Elvis of Pimps @FerkoCsaszar]

Be very wary of people who show hostility or indifference toward the Oxford Comma.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

I do.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

I do.

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@CanadaMan493485 @notgaetti @baseball_ref @Stathead Jerk is a MASSIVE understatement but I respect the decision to keep it clean.

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@LoSHJSA @Boxy_FT That's a solid comment, man.