Anne Nonimus

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

My hips don't lie, I ate all the cookies.

[Joey Huspek @joeyhuspek]

If you make other humans feel terrible about themselves just so you can feel better about yourself...

You might be a shitty person

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

Sometimes I think the world is a more beautiful place when only viewed in black & white and shades of grey.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

When I wish upon the stars, I only wish for your happiness.

[nekkid @sliveryfox]

I'm not asking for perfection. Some basic human decency will do.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

I'm just going say it... Oreos suck.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

If I could go back in time 9 months, I'd still always choose you, every single day for the rest of our lives.

[K @UghShh]

Everyone list their disorders.

Lol jk there's a character limit.

[Bobcat McNichols @FKACornshucks]

Me: These dimple things have never worked.

Mate: Well you do actually have to smile mate.

Me: Fuck that noise mate.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

You're killing me smalls.
- Me looking at the size of vodka the waitress brought me tonight. 😑

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

Remember when you were in your twenties and you thought you were always right and had all the answers but you were just mentally ill?

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

When it comes to you, I can only walk the line or walk the edge. I'm okay with that.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

Mama said to put my ass kicking boots on & put my big girl panties on but I can't find my boots & I don't wear panties. So I just deal...

[philosophy of mind💙💛 @nakedlaughing]

We are
every strong person
every survivor
every helper
every lover
every one in need
every one who hasn't given up
every one of you

[La tour Eiffel @LaTourEiffel]

#ParisStandsWithOrlando #LoveWins

[Sasafrassssss @Rrrocambolesco]

Humans rescue animals..
But I think, they're really saving us.

[Anne Nonimus @Fessingupmysins]

Yea, I break all the unwritten rules of Twitter, IDGAF. Whadda you gonna do? Take away my birthday? Pfft!