Amazon Goddess

Look into my eyes...if only you could read my mind....21+

[Auntie M @AskAuntieEm1]

You wouldn't know what to do with me.

[Jeff Hood ॐ @jeffrhood]

Love is more than one emotion..

[Heart Breaker @hbreaker9999]

I might be tweeting naked.

How would you know?

[BadAssBitch @BadAssB48546279]

IDGAF... Fart and shit tweets make me laugh every damn time.

No, YOU grow up.

[Prince Harming @OnePunchKiller]

You've got my attention. Use it wisely.

[n2o @1evilidiot]

Someone will like everything you say until they don't get what they want.

[Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @Hormonella]

What idiot called it "Monday" instead of "Not This Again!"

[Amazon Goddess @FetishBitch]

Insert fully for accurate result...

[Amazon Goddess @FetishBitch]

@QueefTornado Thanks for all the TL attention babe, my hands numb from the vibration ;)

[Amazon Goddess @FetishBitch]

@jasonrenolds thanks babe...fame at last ;) x

[Amazon Goddess @FetishBitch]

Now I know why some of you guys like red headed women....
A rusty roof means the cellar is always wet

[LaffingGUY says demonicRATS can ruin a pile of 💩 @LaffingGUY]

My XL balls have a mind of their own.

-the dick

[Brent @Brentweets]

Tip: When I ask "How are you?" I am only looking for a 1 word response.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I just ate a steak at
Waffle House, that I'm
pretty sure use to be part
of a saddle.

[LaffingGUY says demonicRATS can ruin a pile of 💩 @LaffingGUY]

Twitter: where all your baggage is recycled.

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

Erection?

There's a snatch for that.

[Bullshit Man @Bullshit_man1]

#KnobOfTheDay. The prosecutor in this Pistorius Case. Still hasn't asked- "Why the fuck would a burglar be having a shit in your toilet?"