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Beer is my coffee, cocaine is my fun dip, I use bath salts as table salt, and heroine as my insulin. Not affiliated with @RF_Fidelity.

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@ReptarRF Porcelain Thronetar is the shit. Excuse my potty mouth, just a bad case of verbal diarrhea; call it a vowel movement.

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Last night I got drunk and crashed a seance.

[Country Words @Country_Words]

I learned everything I needed to know from John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16. -Keith Urban

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@timthurnau I don't get internet much (fuck Verizon) so I'll be going pretty far back. Just enjoy the star things for now, congrats.

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@themg4 Noise violations and excessive speeding work better to call attention to the page.

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@ReptarRF @SaraRFxc I love lamp guy.

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@sgoodies8 Honest question, I've done that quite often because Dick is awesome and Dutch so I don't know his words.

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@sgoodies8 Does it count if you're texting a gardener named Dick?

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Pretty sure just working an awesome full time job still doesn't quite qualify me to be a real person yet.

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A beer cap that managed to sneak through the wash just fell out of my running shorts. I think that just about sums up my life right now.

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@PHfeeneyRF Gains: hella

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@PHfeeneyRF Hi background check people! (Feeney should probably fail the check)

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@ReptarRF
This has to stop.
Fuck syllable counting.
Always one off.

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@Kbeits @SMEAGOL_RF #BABYSTEPS DON'T WIN RACES. #SmeagolStrides

[CastrolUSA @CastrolUSA]

You haven't seen drifting until you've seen the "Castrol EDGE Titanium Strong #VirtualDrift." Watch now!
https://t.co/mYrUONpRYE

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I'm going to start carrying a knife on my runs, scissors are too dangerous.

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@Kbeits @SMEAGOL_RF Why stop there? A friendly nudge leading to small injury is all that seperates you and winning.

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@JimmieB45 Mileage hell doesn't exist.

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@ReptarRF If you look real close, you can see that there's actually 2 ninjas in this picture.

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@RF_TomTom Am I at least on the roster as DNF?

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Dropped my soldering iron on my foot and it almost ate my toe clean off. Its name is Serendipity. Wrench for scale.