Sam Fitzsimmons

Engineer, professional thumb wrestler, avid duck watcher, 3x 🏆 backwards speed walking champion, unofficial 🌎 record holder for longest chest hair.

[Sam Fitzsimmons @FitzsimmonsSN]

@bryan_johnson Eats meat, and 2 months later is trying to dunk.

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@TechWith_Nova V2

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@jack Lollll

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@mahkus That's an amazing idea

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@elonmusk It's next level... 99% of my time behind the wheel is with FSD. still some kinks to work out, but they're minor

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@TheRISEofROD I'd buy a jaguar if they used Vitas in a commercial

[Mitchell B Slapik @mslapik]

According to dynamical systems, psychiatric disorders can be seen as energy landscapes with peaks and valleys. OCD has deep valleys where neural activity gets stuck, while schizophrenia has shallow valleys that let neural activity roam too freely, connecting unrelated ideas.

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@joshua_p_jung @gunsnrosesgirl3 The nanobots should run defense against defective sperm, not help them... lol

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@DrNeilStone Bad faith post

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@timecaptales Vanilla World of Warcraft

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@HumansNoContext I know someone who skipped humor.

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@landeur @tyleraloevera Did not expect her response in the slightest

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@tyleraloevera Despite allowing her kid to be a loony, she was surprisingly thoughtful and understanding. Not expected

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@bryan_johnson That's why I opt for 3 meals of fried chicken everyday. 0% increase in mortality risk

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@RobertKennedyJr @realDonaldTrump @calleymeans Tap @JonHaidt. Very knowledgeable, wants what's best.

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@elonmusk In most developed nations you see it declining, my question is why? I don't think it's a function of some oppressive secret regime fighting for depopulation, but just a byproduct of people becoming more self-focused, driven by modern tech.

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@clownworld I see the art now. It's a toddler tantrum.

[Sam Fitzsimmons @FitzsimmonsSN]

@InternetH0F "Hate to sound sleazy,
but tease me,
I don't want it if it's that easy" - Tupac Shakur

[Sam Fitzsimmons @FitzsimmonsSN]

@HumansNoContext I know someone who skipped humor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yeah, @Jack is right