Jasmine Allmond

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Sarcasm is my forté!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@McDonaldsUK Aylesbury broadfields restaurant is abysmal! What a waste of money and time!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@NHSuk Talking therapies is only suitable for a specific type of person. I don’t qualify due to childhood trauma. And all the support available for me, I’ve had. So now I’m left with no support.

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@skytv is it possible to change my sky Disney+ payment date? And can I ask why it isn’t just included in my sky bill? I’m confused 😕

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Tesco Wow, the sincerity 😐 DM sent.

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Tesco been dealing with an exceptionally rude driver for years and today, he just stood there. No words, no communication, just stood there staring off into space. He never offers to help- I’m disabled! Absolutely disgusted by his nonchalance!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@HelpAtGeorge received a clothing order, my daughter wore a onesie once, it has been washed according to instructions and it’s shrunk- majorly. What can I do? I can’t return using either format available on website. Can somebody help please?

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@IcelandFoods why is it that I made an order on your website and as soon as I put my card details in, my entire basket disappeared and now if I want to do it again, I’ve got to go right back to the start?!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@currys I purchased the ‘Switch Lite’ with Animal Crossing- New Horizons. Just arrived. We were expecting a physical game, not the download. Can anybody help please?

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

Who knew I’d wished for a @Ryanair flight over the shitshow that is @easyJet?! 1 1/2 hr delay and still waiting for an update. I should be on holiday right now.

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@easyJet do you realise that an entire plane’s worth of people have been waiting for a supposed ‘bulb change’ on our flight that should’ve taken off 12:15!!
What is going on?!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Tesco I’ve DM’d you

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Tesco I’m shocked! Disgusted. My grocery delivery arrived early- no issue, the driver put the crates down and sat in the van ignoring me! 1) I’m disabled. The drivers usually help me unload! 2) I had things to reject which he ignored. Customer service 0/10

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@LEGOLANDWindsor Do you have any accessibility supports for neurodivergent people? We went yesterday & had to leave early. Lost out on our day because it wasn’t suitable for our autistic daughter. There also were minimal benches and spaces to sit. Not suitable for disabilities.

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@LEGOLANDWindsor we have tickets for Tuesday (3 adults 1 child), but my eldest (adult ticket) is no longer able to come (she’s stuck abroad due to the hurricane) Could I have another child attend instead using the ticket?

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Tesco I’ve DM’d you.

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Tesco Hi there, could somebody please help me with a refund I haven’t received any confirmation for?

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Ryanair you do realise you sat a disabled woman and child in the emergency exit seats on one of your planes?! (Which labels on our seats state is against the law) And then sat a 6 year old with autism on her own, away from her father?

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@Ryanair recently had the worst experience with a flight I’ve ever experienced!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@HelpAtGeorge I ordered and paid for a quick delivery- planned for yesterday. It did not arrive, Yodel said it was delayed. Then this morning on fb, a woman showed she had received MY parcel but hers hasn’t arrived. We need help asap. And I’d like a refund for the delivery!!

[Jasmine Allmond @FizzyWizzy29]

@PostOffice you really should have more staff working in the summer months! Only 2 cashiers and a queue of 15! Insane.