Bovious

Happy Warrior. Enjoy yourself: It pisses off all the right people.

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A 3rd grade class was visiting a sheep ranch, and in due order made their way to the shearing shed. Their guide, a good-natured hand called Otter, said, "And now you're gonna see Ol' Rex the sheep get AAALLL his wool cut off, followed by his lovely ewe, Vanessa!"

Farmer Dan walks in leading two sheep. Otter takes Rex's lead and gets to work. As soon as the clippers start, Farmer Dan begins rubbing his crotch and moaning. The longer Otter works, the more excited Farmer Dan gets. Then as soon as Otter finishes with Rex, Farmer Dan drops his pants and is soon balls deep in Vanessa.

The schoolkids start screaming and yelling, and their teacher throws herself between them and the scenario of Farmer Dan and a very surprised Vanessa. Otto smiles knowingly at the teacher and says, "I'm sorry ma'am, I should have warned you: Ol' Farmer Dan just *loves* cuckin' the shorn!"

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@PopBase You’d think disgracing the Supreme Court would take all her time.

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@Collider Like I’m going to click on a blind link. What show is it?

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@WiggerMaggot @Glinner Not much pisses me off these days. Maligning TPFWWM does though. FUCK that person.

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@WendtheWalker Loathsome is the new normal.

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@iowahawkblog Laugh it up, but when you come to my place at Christmas we've got the Welk Family Christmas episodes on and singing along is de rigueur.

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@KeturahAbigail C'mon you find the same tinfoil hat types at PTA meetings and HOA meetings and Pickleball leagues.

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@Gibboanxious Train To Busan

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Deleted post but not before my point was proved.

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@bellamomma444 @AzPetrich

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@LangmanVince @SusanHW

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@robbiebone @jk_rowling We’ve been laughing at you lot (non believers policing believers’ behavior) since before you were born.

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@RantyAmyCurtis @AsheSchow They’ve got their own little Cultural Revolution going. It’s adorbs.

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It’s not just me, is it?

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@Noirchick1 Yes and it was the movie that made me realize that movies are art.

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@RpsAgainstTrump @varifrank Why did he leave out “instantly” do you suppose?

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@farmerjoe thinking of you at Browns Mill

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@cruadin “You’re obviously not familiar with the fate of Pelagius.”

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@cruadin My favorite is to accuse them with whatever medieval heresy it is that they’re fomenting.

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@KeenanPeachy @bitmaelstrom “DEI exec” is exactly right in all senses.

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@ShabazzStuart @EdB_Ohio Suck it up buttercup