FlatCoated

Black dog, degenerate derivative trader, employed in the no longer interest rate sensitive "growth sector" securing bits and bytes.

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

Citadel hot taek July:
https://t.co/KXo6ySBzVq

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me here to remind you to drink some water today. It very important to stay hydrated! #AbbottHealthyHabits

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

Algaefa:
https://t.co/0cyw60GeZd

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@agnostoxxx Can't wait for the ceasefire it's been so long...

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@NoelSmith I have no trust in blockchains.

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@EntropyChase Gemini pushes google productivity output like a salesman on amphetamines. Have you tried that?

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@CliffordAsness

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@lebas_janney 🙏

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@Fullcarry I would imagine the current price already includes the funds doing mean reversion/topping logic. And the macro contradicts short/long term.

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@t1alpha So more negative gamma it is

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Software-development job postings cratered nearly 60% year-over-year in 2023.

They've now clawed all the way back into positive territory.

Computer science is still one of the fastest-growing degrees on campus, and these grads may be in better shape than the market assumed when ChatGPT first rolled out.

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@agnostoxxx lmao...

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@NoelSmith [COR1M joins the chat]

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

I was just scammed for $500K by Polymarket.

I am "willo2", the top holder of YES on "MicroStrategy sells Bitcoin by May 31st".

Here's what happened:

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

You'd be grounded in reality.

[Eric Nuttall @ericnuttall]

What if we are being misinformed in order to keep a lid on the oil price? What if talks are actually NOT going well and a peace treaty is NOT in fact imminent? What if there is no actual "cease fire" given ongoing kinetic action by both sides? What if Exxon and Chevron are right and working inventory levels are about to be breached in the coming weeks resulting in a price spike? What if the Strait does NOT in fact open, while everyone believes it will because "it has to"? What then???

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 @EffMktHype]

The white house calling for help any time markets go red for more than 5 minutes

[FlatCoated @Flat_Coated]

@NoelSmith The reasoning is a bit of a mess, honestly.