Jamie Smith

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[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

@robertflorence Had several watches of this. Still think it’s you.

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@robertflorence Was talking about the bold smeato today. Banjoed!

[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

@ProfBrianCox @jonculshaw Yeah, I was looking up at Betelgeuse last night and thought I’d checkout what you’d said on it. Apparently we’re not going to survive according to all the rip offs of you on YouTube.

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Or try my method: 4hrs sleep- @Ryanair flight to Dublin-7 pints of Guinness-8 pints of Guinness. Asleep within 30s. Backed by experience.

[Mastering Life Path @Mastering_life_]

How the Navy Seal fall asleep within 2 minutes.

• No pills.
• No cold shower.
• No bluelight blocking glasses.

The 4-7-8 Method (backed by science):

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@ScotRail That’s still not working!

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@ScotRail are you aware that the golflink tickets currently can’t be purchased on your app or website?

[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

@ScotRail Nice one! Thanks for sorting. Also noticed it wouldn��t work from
Bishopton too if helpful to know.

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@ScotRail Thanks Paul, appreciate you taking a look

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@ScotRail Weird. I’ve tried website and app and it won’t work at all. Trying from Dalmuir for friday.

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@The_Cranberries @CHVRCHES @Iain_A_Cook Outstanding. Love the original love this. 👏👏

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@FriedmanKinky A unique human the world was better for having.

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@MattHighton Is that Roy from coronation street at Quenchers?

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I def don’t understand how Twitter works.

[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

@gdavies I def wouldn’t have told the Americans my nickname.

[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

@gdavies imagine moving to America and telling them this was your nickname!

[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

Cider cooler: shot of orange brandy, shot of limonata, sliced strawberry & kiwi, squeeze of lime topped up with vintage cider…hottest day of the year in Scotland! #cocktail #hotcocktail #cider #cidercocktail #scotland #watchinggolf #uspga

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They’re called McFlipper, McFlipper full of White Lightning…no one you see is wider than he!
#flipper #Dolphins #clyde #clydeEstuary #whitelightning #cider

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Why is nobody talking about 5.38 on new season, ep1 #DriveToSurvive with the Lance Stroll Stroke of the Michael Douglas mullet? #dts2024 #f1 #mullet #stroll #stroke

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Does anyone else regularly confuse @ChesneyHawkes and @JensonButton? #Formula1 #confused #celebritymixup

[Jamie Smith @FoodSmithJamie]

Deep frying cheese and rice…
#arancini #deepfried #fridaynightdinner