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Steak rare. No Kale. Coffee black. No pumpkin spiced latte. Brut. No patchouli oil. Full GMO. No anemic organic. Fun rules.

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Superhero Organic & sidekick Non-GMO head out of the bat cave to solve world hunger.

https://t.co/xlFfzhkZln

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@City2FarminIowa Let me get back to you after I run out of watching 👙 videos.

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@crackedscience Good news Hipocrites, anyone of you have a raging infection, I got moldy bread. #welcome

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When you’re ordering at a steak house & someone asks the waiter for the vegan options.

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#VeganLove

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Server: “Can I interest you in our amazing bean veggie burger?”

Me:

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@AgBioWorld .@budlight would complain it’s made with corn syrup.

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73 yrs later @ClevelandClinic is 🔥 teaching people to drink water.
RIP Einstein.

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Sup?

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Distracted Boyfriend https://t.co/qAU9RXtj7w via @imgflip

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@ChipotleTweets @thefoodbabe Whew Jenn...dodged a bullet there gurl! (even though GMO & Non-GMO canola oil is identical.)

Good thing Food Babe didn’t ask about the ingredients in your fountain drinks!

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Yeah, super strange...kinda like every time you get on a ✈️ and the flight attendant trains you on how to use your seatbelt.

[Steve Smith @SmifarSmith]

Does it strike anyone as strange that if #dicamba was as safe as described at today's training, today's training wouldn't be required. Do you have to do special training for glyphosate or any other product? Just sayin'

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@stuartsmyth66 “Good day sir” ...ole timey organic speak.

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Hey @budlight, I’ve never spoken to yeast like you all but interested to know how yeast eating corn syrup & pissing out alcohol is any different from when yeast piss out alcohol after eating rice, cane or beet sugar. Take until...the end of time to respond.

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“Dinner....it’s meatless Monday!”

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“like our European ancestors used to grow in fields” ...or more commonly referred to as slavery.

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When I was a little girl, Coca Cola used to come in a glass bottle...

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If organics ran a social club they’d ban scientists or anyone with data & members would check on each other to ensure they weren’t sneakily using science & those that passed would get a sticker & be allowed in.

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Ladies, if he:

* Has scabs & generally looks creepy
* Smells a bit off
* Is overpriced
* Demands a separate living space
* Is constantly telling you good looking dudes are evil & bad for you
* Always wears a name tag

He’s not the one. He’s organic food.

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Dr J & Dr Pepper spending thanksgiving with family.