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drink water

[MF @FooksMatt]

Folks, he hit 700

[MF @FooksMatt]

He's hitting 700 folks

[John Denton @JohnDenton555]

3 balls, 2 strikes vs. Adam Wainwright. What’s your guess — fastball or curve? Albert Pujols guesses right both times, but just misses. #STLCards

[MF @FooksMatt]

@jaketriller 😐

[MF @FooksMatt]

A 5-year hiatus is normal and good

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

People like to act like 'Who do you think you are? I am' is incoherent rather than the most definitive and all-encompassing boast of all time.

[MF @FooksMatt]

@Swaynyy Masculine and not a grifter towards confused teenagers, obviously

[MF @FooksMatt]

He's hitting 700 folks

[MLB @MLB]

7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ #Pujols700

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

ALBERT HAS DONE IT!

700!!!!!

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

One of these fans was right

[MF @FooksMatt]

@patriottakes Probably not

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

This was incredible.

[Cris Trinca @CristianoTrinca]

@PDChinaLife Looks like Brazil

[Jonah Pfeiffer @JonahPfeiffer]

I broke my back spinal.

[Matthew Woodcock @Woodcock_Matt]

@manscaped Dakota Bush (@HaiRyBUsH_155) making UFC debut this Saturday. With a nickname like "Hairy", this could be a match made in heaven!

[Cody Wideman @CwId3]

It should be against the law for a gas pump to ask you questions when it’s this cold outside

[Cody Wideman @CwId3]

😍😍😍 that looks beautiful

[MF @FooksMatt]

@sheldon_jesse Fake news