Hoon

Shite takes, bad jokes and other irreverent rubbish. Usually football, sometimes not. Despite evidence to the contrary not a flag wanker.

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@JoeStephenson96 #SinkTheSteamers

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@parkinscroat Pretty much aye

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@eff_hey Recreate that Covid pitch in Ahmedabad for the full gambit I reckon.

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@TheDB30 Went a couple of years ago, really nice stadium once you get inside. Public transport in Stockholm is absolutely spot on too.

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Ah man. the best we ever had. RIP King Kev.

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Kevin Keegan, 1951-2026 👑

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@mcandidate He was always shite against Wimbledon for some reason, we got beat off them on the reg too.

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Ah man, not King Kev. That has absolutely floored me.

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Bert Millichip spinning in his grave

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Throwing my pint over the barman to celebrate Bellingham getting the 6th.

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One of the funniest games ever. Hats off to all.

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What a hilarious half of football.

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@Shuttsapalooza Up there with Peter Beardsley putting his pen in his testemonial over the bar.

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England serving up what you get When you order PSG v Bayern off DH Gate.

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@JoeStephenson96 Was a lovely touch from the former Forest Green Rovers man.

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@eff_hey A wild Juninho appears

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What a hilarious half of football.

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@eugeneh84 @dantracey1983 Make a day of it and get yourself to the tip next door beforehand. Fun for all the family.

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@walshamboy @alelliott88 Low key one of my favourite buildings in Newcastle

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@mcandidate Now there’s a man who knows a thing or two about not being able to see out a lead

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@RuddyNuisance @eugeneh84 Brazil following up the 1-7 by getting battered again was a canny bit.

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@TaylorandPayne At least with an injury time fuck up it was a nice change to the season that’s just gone…