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Laird of Strathglass | Futures Trader | Full-Time Idler

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

@ThinkingUSD l feel it still counts--I love the Nostalgie of telling anyway.
Made 900% ES on the Covid crash. Balls deep, ridiculous leverage. Closed it perfect.
Began to belief l was a king. Shorted into the largest Stimulus package in history . Gave 70 % of that 900% back.

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

@wmd4x @ThinkingUSD I know that pain

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

Have we already had cnn markets meltdown post or we still waiting for that

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

@LBC Don't think they do mate

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

I don't think you have mate

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A 21-year-old man has been arrested after a lecturer was shot with a crossbow at the University of Surrey

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

Give us Brazil pens semi

[JCTHFC @JCTHFC]

Genius! 😂

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

Scraping the barrel really, bottom feeders coming into play.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

UK Greater Manchester Mayor Burnham lines up Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood as chancellor if he becomes PM: The Sun

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

@SamaHoole Rothschilds owns a tonne of Highlands Scottish Forests. Usually under a Swiss name.

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

Ultimate this is my quant usage to the mrs. ( l may try this) ' Jason the mrs is trying to talk mortgages again...'

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

My wife mentioned a nice private school over dinner this week
She said the campus was beautiful
I asked what's the tuition
She said we should look at it as an investment in him not a cost
I made a note
She said don't make a note
I said I always make notes
She said this isn't a deal
I said everything is a deal
She closed her eyes

She said we'd discuss it Saturday
I agreed

Saturday 7:02am
She came downstairs in her Saturday robe
Coffee in hand
I had my cargo shorts on

The dining room had been cleared
The projector was on
The analyst was at the head of the table
Quarter zip on, three iced coffees, a legal pad, and two laptops
He had been there since 6:44am

I texted him at 11:14pm Friday
The text said dining room 6:45am bring the model
He sent a thumbs up

My wife stopped in the doorway
She said what is this
I said you said you wanted to discuss it
She said this is not a discussion
I did not respond
She sat down anyway

The analyst stood
He said good morning ma'am
She did not respond
He sat back down
A printed deck in front of each seat
A fourth copy in case

Slide 1 Tuition Schedule
$38,500 per year
Thirteen years
$500,500 nominal
Before escalators
The school has raised tuition 4.2% per year for a decade
With escalators $648,000
My wife said okay
I said I'm not done

Slide 2 Opportunity Cost
Even before escalators
$38,500 invested annually
10% nominal return
S&P long-run average since 1928
By his eighteenth birthday $944,000
My wife said we can afford it
I said I know that's not the slide

Slide 3 Terminal Value at Age 65
$83 million
She was quiet

The analyst slid the sensitivity tables across the table
8% return $31 million
10% return $83 million
12% return $222 million
She did not look

She said this isn't about money
I said it's always about money
She said no it isn't
I said then what is it about
She did not answer

She said you can't put a dollar value on his teachers his classmates his environment
I said I can the analyst already did slide 6
He flipped to slide 6
She did not look

She said the school is the best in the city
I said best is a feeling
She said it produces the best students
I said the students were already the best before they got there

She said our son deserves it
I said our son deserves $83 million

My son walked in
He is five
Dinosaur pajamas
He looked at the projector
He looked at the open deck on the table
He looked at slide 3
He said are we modeling pre-tax or after-tax
The analyst opened a new tab
My wife looked at the ceiling

He said what's the discount rate
The analyst set down his pen
She closed her eyes

He said is this the same return assumption from the 529 conversation
The analyst stopped typing
He looked at me
I did not say anything

She stood up
Sat back down

He said dad can I help
I said yes
He pulled up a chair
The analyst handed him a printout
He started reading

My wife watched him read
She watched him for a long time

She said his name
He looked up
She said do you like school
He said the work is too easy and the kids don't ask questions

She did not respond
She looked at the ceiling
She walked out of the room

The analyst started packing up
He said should I follow up Monday sir
I said no follow up needed

He'll be fine

Sent from my iPhone

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

PEACE DEAL NEARLY DONE

Following calls with leaders from Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Qatar, Pakistan, Türkiye, Egypt, Jordan, Bahrain, Israel, and others, a major peace agreement involving the U.S. and Iran is close to final approval.

Final details are now being discussed and will be announced soon. The Strait of Hormuz is also expected to reopen.

— President Donald J. Trump

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Jordan Henderson when France are on the counter...

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

@JamesBWatt Someone needs to start a government petition to strip that MBE and have his 100 million share sale paid direct to all investors who lost out.

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

@JamesBWatt Pathetic grifting little cunt.
Pay them directly with your share sales - ' Watt and co-founder Martin Dickie were reported to have made approximately £100 million between them by selling shares, while later small investors ultimately lost their investments. '

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

These England squad videos are getting hilarious. Keep em coming

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

“ ‘87 Djed Spence replaces an injured Reece James.

ENG 1 - CRO 3”

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Dan Burn chasing down Lamine Yamal at the World Cup:

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

Here they come

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

$WTI Geo politics > your neatly drawn bull flag

[James Marshment @marshyleeds]

Absolutely brilliant! 🤣

[stagflationary transitory in countryside syndrome @ForexSignalFire]

Happily play reserves if it means hammers staying up #ALAW