FortyFlirth

I mean, look at the photo, do you think I'm that serious about myself.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@JamesJFromLI @GBDave My daughter just told me she wants to be a lawyer.

I was hoping she'd be more into assisted sooiced so that she could put me out of my misery in 20 years when I being soiling myself.

Oh well. Guess lawyer will do.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@GBDave @JamesJFromLI We just broke the news to my daughter (youngest kid) that we're selling the house as soon as she graduates high school in a couple years.

Fucking beat it. Time for us to live now.

You made it to 18. Time to figure this out now.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

They are getting closer every day to getting it.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

As a progressive, I fully support Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declaring themselves for the WNBA.

I only ask that they commit to the bit.

Medically transition. Take HRT, take blockers. Show us what your performance looks like when your body is at a deficit of both testosterone and estrogen.

Do this for 2-3 years. Then show up to open tryouts and show us all how well you perform after gaining 30% in fat mass and losing 5% muscle mass.

Go ahead Enes and Royce, chemically transition, or STFU.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@catturd2 It's likely this was intentional and probably seen in Seaside Heights, NJ.

#IfYouKnow

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@JamesJFromLI Nothing but well wishes, dude.

I haven't been much of a visitor to this app much so apologize on missing this.

I'm supposed to have mine tickled but I keep putting it off. Have a few things that seem to get kicked from the list.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

Sorry to hear of your Uterine cancer.

All joking aside, if that's ever possible, nothing but well wishes and good luck to you.

I still owe you $20 from 2017.

[JamesJFromLI 🇺🇸 @JamesJFromLI]

Not to sound all doom and gloom…but when you get a cancer diagnosis in your late 40’s…it really puts a whole new perspective on life.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@FredBrooklynOG Well, he couldn't say it or post it, so I feel like I should for him.

Your mom's box.

Godspeed Fred.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

Nothing says "full of sh!t" quite like turning off replies.

The left cannot have a conversation without emitting crazy emotions and inane BS.

...and that's a dude sitting in front of you dressed as a woman.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@JUSTcatmeme Every idea seems like a great idea until reality hits.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@ENWHYGaka I would have gone with the obvious answer, which is Adam's apples.

Yours is better.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@Emilio2763 @AnthonyCumia "Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but they really don't.

Here's the test: What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

See, no sense of humor whatsoever."

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@innerdirt @Mark___Taylor Hmmm. Never really put a price on my life, but I'm guessing it's worth more than 15k.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@Oldglorycries Ohhhh. I forgot Jim McGreevy was the first.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@Britishfinest21 Hit me, baby, one more time?

Probably is what has caused all the brain damage she has anyway?

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

You know what, I blame @Britishfinest21 for this. Always Mr. Negativity about her.

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

Britney Spears deletes Instagram account after series of cryptic posts https://t.co/JJR6tq9x3o

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@OldManPrismo @AutismCapital That's trying to watch porn on cable.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

Death penalty.

That stupid of an individual will never contribute to society.

[Loud Outside @LoudOutside]

Utah driver jumps out of SUV moments before a FrontRunner train slams into it

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

@grandoldmemes

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

Looks like they might throw Mama from the train.

[FortyFlirth @FortyFlirth]

I guess those stupid "Stop Hate" end zone messages only apply to those whom the @NFL deem worthy.

Definitely doesn't include White Christians.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

5 NFL teams chose not to honor Charlie Kirk with a moment of silence today:

- Detroit Lions
- Indianapolis Colts
- Cincinnati Bengals
- Baltimore Ravens
- Minnesota Vikings

Every one of these teams honored George Floyd back in 2020…