Stuart Foulner

just riding along on the crest of a wave

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@OnceABobby @UKCopHumour Nope I'm forced to be an adult and all self sufficient 'n' shit!😬🙄😁😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@OnceABobby @UKCopHumour Was 'Job' but now retired and working the green side for a medical transport company!
Just dip in and out of the Polis stuf for shots and giggles!

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@OnceABobby @UKCopHumour I think the antenna should come with a spork attachment attached.... could be marketed as a new type of omni directional antenna but when unscrewed from the terminal.... hey presto change-o .... its a spork!🤔😁😁🍴

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@SoVeryBritish Reminds me of my rugby days where the oranges..... the Vodka infused oranges.... were brought on at half time!
Mind you the level I was playing at the warmup was a bottle of whisky going clockwise and a bottle of port going anticlockwise round the changing room!

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos Sorry, you're right, I keep forgetting to suspend any application of common sense when speaking of the Judiciary!🤦🏻🤔😬😁😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos Norwegian Blue?

IYKYK!
😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos @CitroenUK @Stellantis Citroëns should come with the windscreen sticker that says "No user serviceable parts inside" 😁😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@SoVeryBritish Ca'canny!

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos 😁😁👍🏻

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@CenTXLS164 @RAF_Luton At the risk of appearing "picky" my dear @CenTXL164LS... I think you'll find that the McDonnell-Douglas F-15 Strike Eagle has a standard swept wing as opposed to the variable geometry wing found on the Grumman F-14 Tomcat!
Please get your facts (and/or Grammar) correct!🤔🙄🤦🏻

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos @mm0jxi However, if uncorrected eyesight falls below minimum, then maybe opticians should have a responsibility to notify DVLA, which would then put the driver on notice to wear appropriate corrective eyeware!

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@SoVeryBritish I used to apologise to people as I placed them in handcuffs.... despite it being their own actions that invariably led to that conclusion of events!🤔😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos Don't know what's more disconcerting the order itself...or the fact (presumably) that it was filled!
Who is the villan in this piece?
The customer (the order is just plain wrong)!😡
Or
The Van who filled the order, when the correct response is...No we don't do health food!🤔
😁😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@history99917180 Saton Force... got the t-shirt! "Notional" cordons then watching operators recertify and listening in to the "Troll" (WO Bell) phone his boss to find out if he could get a dead sheep eviscerated to provide realistic training scenarios for PBIED's which hadn't fully initiated!🤢

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@TrevorDevis @RAF_Luton It's not a tiger... this is a 🐅 🐯 they tend to be more sort off catish/feline and a little bit more organic then the tank in the picture.
By the way may I suggest you look at the @RAF_Luton bio which you may find enlightening.
Cheers and have a nice day!😁🙃

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@ConstableChaos @InspGadgetBlogs That's right.... blame the waterproof weasels... they get the blame for everything!😡🤔😁😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@SoVeryBritish "Fuck it, what could go wrong!" followed by "Hmmm, I wasn't expecting that to work!"🤔😁😁

[Stuart Foulner @FoulnerStuart]

@LJHAMMOND2 @RAF_Luton I call bullshit on ljhammonds2s reply.... he hasn't shown his working so how can we gauge the veracity of his response?
How dare he impune RAFLutons integrity!