I haven’t trusted women since destinys child stated “my body too bootylicious for you baby”
With careful inspection I found that their body was in fact the appropriate amount of bootylicious for me. Making their statement a filthy lie, And if I can’t trust the child of destiny…
I don’t know who needs to know this. But I have my phone on 24/7 and have a dopamine addiction to looking at every single notification instantly regardless of consequences. So if you’re left on sent for more than 7 seconds… I’m ignoring you on purpose and probably don’t like you
I was asking all my appliances what celebrities they’d most want to have sex with. The blender said Brad Pitt
The toaster Jennifer Lawrence.
Washing machine…