The Great Whangdoodle

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

If I had a yoshi I would ride him to work every day.
"Sup bob, see you got a new Kia, guess what I got, a fricken yoshi dude"

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

There’s little moments as a dad what make it all worth it

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

I haven’t trusted women since destinys child stated “my body too bootylicious for you baby”
With careful inspection I found that their body was in fact the appropriate amount of bootylicious for me. Making their statement a filthy lie, And if I can’t trust the child of destiny…

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

@LuckyCatNamey @KirbyMilan3420 @JaxsonBurt50959 @AElsafery @IAboelhawa @OSonagnon @Guillebolso1899 @FirlyLinggar @martine1975 @debbrandd @XRPMOONSHINE @piotr_wasik @NBecher @mfrs04398990 @lawrencenamso @shiektheg @andre_carmo_m @kazinosk @ErikFutbeer @TheCaptainTylor @lore00151923 I have no honor

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

I don’t know who needs to know this. But I have my phone on 24/7 and have a dopamine addiction to looking at every single notification instantly regardless of consequences. So if you’re left on sent for more than 7 seconds… I’m ignoring you on purpose and probably don’t like you

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

I put the Toad in totally

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

@freshchonk @Piecezilla @RadWizzy All of this is fair

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

The subtle joy that comes with disappointing others is what I live for

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

Searching for the perfect way to spice a pizza I apprenticed myself to an old thymer

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

College English won’t help you to be a good storyteller half as quickly as needing $5 for meth

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

In the marvel expanded bread universe Howard the duck plays the roll of thanos

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

Daughters non winning button design

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

Who named it a circle jerk and not a cummunity

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

Me “yeah I just find sitting down while you pee more relaxing”

Guy at the next urinal “...”

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

@CGauntlett33 S Sumter to the rest of the division

“Tell me how my A&$ taste”

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

Guy who always dreamed of proctoring tests on his first day on the job as a proctologist “….fiddlesticks”

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

I was asking all my appliances what celebrities they’d most want to have sex with. The blender said Brad Pitt
The toaster Jennifer Lawrence.

Washing machine…

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

My daughters decided to make a book for their aunts first child which is being named Nora. The 11 year old wrote it and the 13 year old illustrated

[The Great Whangdoodle @FoxCGrandpa]

Woke up at 3 am with this terrible wordplay stuck in my head